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chengdu4me
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 120 Location: Chengdu, Sichuan, China
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:38 am Post subject: |
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Well, aren't you just the perfect arrogant know-it-all. Please sir, tell us how you know all this to be true? Did you read it somewhere? We all know that every law is China is negotiable. Are you the one person in China that handles all visa applications? Perhaps you know this because you have personally issued every single visa in the past five years? Is it because you live in China and that makes you an expert on everything related to foreign affairs? I am dying to know. Please, please enlighten us!!!
As it was related to me, their D visas allowed them to get permanent resident cards. It seemed a bit redundant to state this since EVERYONE knows this without it being specifically spelled out.
I think it is pretty arrogant to be calling someone you don't know anything about a liar. And calling someone you don't know intellectually challenged. Hmmm....gee...I bet your a liberal, aren't you?...seems to go hand in hand, thinking your opinion is fact and everyone else is stupid. I think it is also extremely petty to think that your opinion is the only valid opinion! I know, you are now going to tell me that what you have said is fact. So, if it is fact, then prove it. Prove that you know about every visa ever issued by the Chinese government to every American. Prove you know about every Resident Permit every issued by China. If you can't do that, then you are confusing your high and mighty opinion with fact and you should probably go sit down and STFU before you sprain something.
IF you can't back up your claims of being the all-knowing, all-seeing visa expert with FACT; facts that you can show us, then please refrain from spouting your bile in my thread. You add nothing to the discussion and your drivel is certainly a drain on the server resources. |
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Joe C.

Joined: 08 May 2003 Posts: 993 Location: Witness Protection Program
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:39 am Post subject: |
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| chengdu4me wrote: |
Well, aren't you just the perfect arrogant know-it-all. Please sir, tell us how you know all this to be true? Did you read it somewhere? We all know that every law is China is negotiable. Are you the one person in China that handles all visa applications? Perhaps you know this because you have personally issued every single visa in the past five years? Is it because you live in China and that makes you an expert on everything related to foreign affairs? I am dying to know. Please, please enlighten us!!!
As it was related to me, their D visas allowed them to get permanent resident cards. It seemed a bit redundant to state this since EVERYONE knows this without it being specifically spelled out.
I think it is pretty arrogant to be calling someone you don't know anything about a liar. And calling someone you don't know intellectually challenged. Hmmm....gee...I bet your a liberal, aren't you?...seems to go hand in hand, thinking your opinion is fact and everyone else is stupid. I think it is also extremely petty to think that your opinion is the only valid opinion! I know, you are now going to tell me that what you have said is fact. So, if it is fact, then prove it. Prove that you know about every visa ever issued by the Chinese government to every American. Prove you know about every Resident Permit every issued by China. If you can't do that, then you are confusing your high and mighty opinion with fact and you should probably go sit down and STFU before you sprain something.
IF you can't back up your claims of being the all-knowing, all-seeing visa expert with FACT; facts that you can show us, then please refrain from spouting your bile in my thread. You add nothing to the discussion and your drivel is certainly a drain on the server resources. |
Ah, yes, it's the World against You. If it makes you feel a little more adequate, I apologize for the fact that you have reading comprehension and intellectual issues. Perhaps it is my fault that I didn't dumb things down enough to your level, but then again I am not one of those who are blessed with the skills to deal with special education students.
Prior to 2004 it was simply not possible for an expat to have a "D" visa unless they were one of the few select individuals who were on Chairman Mao's social list. An American named Joan Hinton is a prime example.
Subsequent to 2004, the implementation regulations for permanent residency were enacted. One with a reasonable intellectual level will be able to find these on www.gov.cn and easily comprehend them. I see it may, however, be a significant struggle for you. Again, according to the regulations and from personal experience, the Ministry of Public Security is the only entity that can decide the fate of those who apply and the regulations are fairly precise in who is qualified to apply. The fact that the program has been in effect for nearly five years now and they have attested to approving only approximately 350 new applicants in those 5 years would seem to negate any chances of your average run-of-the-mill dunce who doesn't even come close to meeting the requirements of obtaining permanent residency under the simple premise that he has been able to sucker a naive Chinese lass into marrying him.
If you had the intellectual ability that God gave a hamster, you'd have found the permanent residence implementation regulations already via Google and, after reading them with the aid of your Literacy Volunteer, found just how widely you miss the mark. You'd also have found the requirements for the spousal L visa and discovered the ability to distinguish the very significant difference between a visa and a residence permit. While on your path to intellectual nirvana, you'd have also found many major inconsistencies with what is posted on Chinese consulate websites and the actual up-to-date regulations.
I suppose this being a website for those in the teaching profession, I should be a bit more tolerant and understand your special needs. But I'm not. I'm a capitalist. I get paid to teach. If you're not afraid to lose what you've earned flipping burgers for your entire working life, why not make a bet? I bet you $1,000 I can show you a real, valid permanent residence ID card. I can also show you a real spousal "L" visa and a real residence permit for you to compare it against. As an extra special bonus I can not only give you the official permanent residence regulations in English, but a telephone number to the Ministry of Public Security's section that deals exclusively with permanent residency approvals that you can call. Since I know most of the people in that small office, I'll ask them for feedback after you call and they laugh in your face.
Ready to put up, Einstein? |
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chengdu4me
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 120 Location: Chengdu, Sichuan, China
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:01 am Post subject: |
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Sure, I'll put up! Seven years ago means nothing. One friend has his D visa and then subsequent Residence Permit for two years and one received it last year.
It's not the world against me. I don't care. Someone asks how my friends got their D visas, I ask them and then relayed what I was told.
You can know anyone you want, but you don't know everyone and you certainly don't know every official in China with the power to grant visas or resident permits.
You seem to like to denigrate people that don't conform to your opinions or bow down to your all-knowing omnipotence. Is this a self-esteem problem or were you abused as a child? Maybe it is just to make up for other "short" comings...who knows...
I ask for proof, and you, so far have produced none. Just more words and insults. I think that all you have...words...gee...when you look in the mirror while you are typing on your computer...so you see yourself as ten feet tall and bulletproof, too? I'll ask again. PROVE what you say is the gospel and the only gospel possible under a myriad of circumstances and a staff spread all over the world with different interpretations of the rules. PROVE....as in SHOW PROOF, provide empirical and irrefutable evidence...here and now..on this website...or...again....just more words...words..words....nothing but words...faint and demure, babbling from the all-knowing, but can't back up shit...Joe C. |
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wangdaning
Joined: 22 Jan 2008 Posts: 3154
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:04 am Post subject: |
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I don't see why the D visa is such a hot issue. Look here http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/hzqz/zgqz/t162609.htm and you can see you don't even need to be married. The truth is it most likely depends on your ability to get the Residence Approval Certificate. Which would depend on what you can pull.
Also, you can look here http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/chn/lsfw/qzjj/t266911.htm if you can read Chinese. I am not ruling out a 5 year rule, just wonder why only people on boards bring it up. |
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weninlome

Joined: 14 Oct 2008 Posts: 215 Location: Chengdu
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| I want to work. I don't HAVE to work to earn a living. I want to work because my wife will be going to work everyday ( I can't seem to get her to understand that she won't need to work...something about I'm Chinese and if I am capable of work, then I should work)and I (A.) don't want to hang out all by myself all day; and (B.) I'm not sure she will be real happy with me hanging out all day while she works....but, if this whole thing becomes a great hassle, then I will switch gears and become a student of the Chinese language and not bother to work. My remaining free time, I can hangout with her son and play at the Red Dragon Race Track! |
this seems to be the predominant Chengdu fashion for married men- hanging out playing cards/drinking tea/gossiping/cooking whilst the wifey works, so you won't be in the minority if it comes down to brass tacks! |
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chengdu4me
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 120 Location: Chengdu, Sichuan, China
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| As others have pointed out, there are rules, and then there are "rules", but yes, it is not impossible. I don't know why Joe is making such a big deal about this. It's none of his business and he wants us all to believe he is the universal authority on this subject. All I did was state that I knew people who had D visas and then gained permanent residency. He calls me and those people liars and that he KNOWS, but he can't/won't prove he knows...it doesn't matter to me...I'll get what I get and deal with it. There are more ways to skin a cat than is known by any one person. |
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Joe C.

Joined: 08 May 2003 Posts: 993 Location: Witness Protection Program
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Sure, I'll put up! Seven years ago means nothing. One friend has his D visa and then subsequent Residence Permit for two years and one received it last year.
It's not the world against me. I don't care. Someone asks how my friends got their D visas, I ask them and then relayed what I was told.
You can know anyone you want, but you don't know everyone and you certainly don't know every official in China with the power to grant visas or resident permits.
You seem to like to denigrate people that don't conform to your opinions or bow down to your all-knowing omnipotence. Is this a self-esteem problem or were you abused as a child? Maybe it is just to make up for other "short" comings...who knows...
I ask for proof, and you, so far have produced none. Just more words and insults. I think that all you have...words...gee...when you look in the mirror while you are typing on your computer...so you see yourself as ten feet tall and bulletproof, too? I'll ask again. PROVE what you say is the gospel and the only gospel possible under a myriad of circumstances and a staff spread all over the world with different interpretations of the rules. PROVE....as in SHOW PROOF, provide empirical and irrefutable evidence...here and now..on this website...or...again....just more words...words..words....nothing but words...faint and demure, babbling from the all-knowing, but can't back up shit...Joe C. |
I'm sorry if the fact that some people are actually competent in certain specific areas makes the fact that you are about as bright as a monkey harder for you to take. You should, however, take comfort in the fact that God -- if He exists -- may still love you in spite of your mental challenges.
http://english.gov.cn/2005-08/27/content_26732.htm
Again, you stated that "Since I will be a "resident" based on my marriage, will I still need a Z visa?" Spousal "L" visas, which are, by the way, exclusively available from the PSb in the city where you will reside in China and not from any Chinese consulate, are not residence permits. Apparently your two functioning brain cells either can't comprehend the actual correct terminology or just too stressed out with trying to keep you walking and chewing gum at the same time. My condolences.
You also bring up the elusive "Resident (D) Visa" as though it were something you [ ] could actually qualify for and later claimed your two friends now hold.
http://www.zhejiang.gov.cn/zjforeign/english/node666/node982/node1003/userobject1ai10230.html
http://www.gov.cn/gongbao/content/2005/content_64214.htm#
Based on the information you have provided, please confirm which of the 7 categories your two friends fall under regarding qualifications for permanent residence. From what you have posted, none. So who is the liar, you or them?
Again, I'm sorry that your extra chromome is causing you such obvious pain and discomfort. As a consolation, I'll try to be nice ... if you try not to be retarded. Deal? |
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englishgibson
Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 4345
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Joe, sorry to interrrupt, but do you treat your "IELTS patients" the same way as forums members? The BC must be really happy having you there.
Yes, Ds are on papers, althoug not the foreign passports papers. I guess, it's for the world to know how good the Chinese system is.
Cheers and beers to all kinda Ds  |
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chengdu4me
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 120 Location: Chengdu, Sichuan, China
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Joe, we are all very well aware that just because something is in writing does not mean that it is not also negotiable. We all know that pretty much everything in China is negotiable. I don't know the exact reasons why these people were granted D visa and I don't really care. I do know that I have know both for quite some time and I have never known them to lie or exaggerate the truth. I have not personally seen their passports, but I do know this. Given the time I have known them, I would be much more inclined to believe them as I would you, someone who I don't know at all and someone who seems to want to get their point across by insult and arrogance, rather than producing facts. Showing me a website that lays out rules is not fact. It is rules. Rules, under almost any circumstances, are negotiable, depending on who you are, who is enforcing the rules and how much influence you can have over their decision.
But, I will say this....the first person I mentioned that has been in China for seven years and has his permanent residency which would fall under Article 6, Item 5. The other, as I stated told me he had some strings pulled by Intel.
So, now...prove me wrong. Prove to me that Intel was not able to do this. Prove it Joe...not by spouting rules, not by posting websites, PROVE that Intel does not have the clout necessary to pull this off. Prove that Intel, with all its resources and all its money can't/didn't/wouldn't influence someone in China with the authority to make this happen. Can you do that, Joe? No, you can't.
Other than that, I am through here. You can throw out all the insults you want, you can post all the websites you want, but there is no way for you to prove that this didn't happen.
So, enough of your cyber-bullying, enough of your BS, enough of you. Your high and mighty, I am the God of visa knowledge is irrelevant, as apparently you also are since you can't offer proof that what I say is untrue or inaccurate. Have a nice day, Joe! |
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Sugar Magnolia
Joined: 14 Oct 2008 Posts: 233
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Take it easy boys.
The way I see it, we are all just trying to have some fun.
Yunqi |
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Joe C.

Joined: 08 May 2003 Posts: 993 Location: Witness Protection Program
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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Joe, we are all very well aware that just because something is in writing does not mean that it is not also negotiable. We all know that pretty much everything in China is negotiable. I don't know the exact reasons why these people were granted D visa and I don't really care. I do know that I have know both for quite some time and I have never known them to lie or exaggerate the truth. I have not personally seen their passports, but I do know this. Given the time I have known them, I would be much more inclined to believe them as I would you, someone who I don't know at all and someone who seems to want to get their point across by insult and arrogance, rather than producing facts. Showing me a website that lays out rules is not fact. It is rules. Rules, under almost any circumstances, are negotiable, depending on who you are, who is enforcing the rules and how much influence you can have over their decision.
But, I will say this....the first person I mentioned that has been in China for seven years and has his permanent residency which would fall under Article 6, Item 5. The other, as I stated told me he had some strings pulled by Intel.
So, now...prove me wrong. Prove to me that Intel was not able to do this. Prove it Joe...not by spouting rules, not by posting websites, PROVE that Intel does not have the clout necessary to pull this off. Prove that Intel, with all its resources and all its money can't/didn't/wouldn't influence someone in China with the authority to make this happen. Can you do that, Joe? No, you can't.
Other than that, I am through here. You can throw out all the insults you want, you can post all the websites you want, but there is no way for you to prove that this didn't happen.
So, enough of your cyber-bullying, enough of your BS, enough of you. Your high and mighty, I am the God of visa knowledge is irrelevant, as apparently you also are since you can't offer proof that what I say is untrue or inaccurate. Have a nice day, Joe! |
Negotiable ...
Another of a long line of people who can't make it at home because McDonald's is laying off and figures they can become a hero in China -- a vastly underdeveloped backwater -- simply because they've seen KungFu Panda and "understand" how China works.
Sure, Intel can do wonders and directly influence the Ministry of Public Security to do what more heavily invested companies in China cannot. Ah, yes, backroom deals at the highest levels of government that only someone as enlightened as you could understand.
I have a friend that lives on the Moon. Prove it isn't so.
And try to give back that extra chromosome. |
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chengdu4me
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 120 Location: Chengdu, Sichuan, China
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| I have no doubt that you believe you have an imaginary friend that lives on the moon, Joe. There is nothing to disprove. |
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