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waxwing · Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 719 Location: China

I've enjoyed the recent ..ahem.. discussions about sexual politics.

I had to share this with you:

A lecture in a zoological college:
Lecturer: A good sire-bull should make up to twelve copulations a day.
A woman's voice from the first row: What? How many did you say?
Lecturer: Up to twelve.
A woman's voice from the first row: Would you please repeat it louder for the people in the last row!
A man's voice from the last row: Excuse me, is it meant to be with one cow or with twelve?
Lecturer: With twelve, of course!
A man's voice from the last row: Would you please repeat it louder for the people in the first row!

khmerhit · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:12 am Post subject:

Is that with or without viagra and the like? Cool

naturegirl321 · Joined: 04 May 2003 Posts: 9041 Location: home sweet home

I don't get it.

khmerhit · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:17 am Post subject:

just pretend, if you know what i mean Wink

denise · Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 3419 Location: finally home-ish

I don't get it either.

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waxwing · Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 719 Location: China

The man in the back row and the woman in the front row are boyfriend and girlfriend. I thought it was hilarious but chacun a son gout i guess.

ntropy · Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 671 Location: ghurba

Chuckle, chuckle. Jocularity. Laughing

sidjameson · Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 629 Location: osaka

Joking about things such as promiscuity is just disgusting. You should be ashamed. Why is it funny. How do you think the other 11 cows feel.

johnslat · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: Out to pasture

Dear sidjameson,
Well, my opinion my be a lot of bull, but I'd say they feel pretty cowed.
Regards,
John

sidjameson · Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 629 Location: osaka

Well I would guess John that the bull would be thinking
"Dairy cream again?"
The cows though would be feeling cheesed off.

yaramaz · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject:

That's udderly ridiculous!

johnslat · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:21 pm Post subject: The cream of the crop

Dear sidjameson,
"The cows though would be feeling cheesed off."

That would be cream cheese, I assume.

Regards,
John

leeroy · Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 777 Location: London UK

Do you suppose that male cows objectify the female ones?

Sara Avalon · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 254 Location: On the Prowl

-----> comme ca:

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johnslat · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:43 pm Post subject: Times of the signs

OK Sara -'fess up. Where are you getting those great smiley faces and signs? Inquiring minds want to know.
Regards,
John