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[eclectic]

Are there any internet providers providing discounts for GMI? As late nights meandering trenches and alleyways online may or may not relieve occasional GMI.

Furthermore, "gelatinous" is not quite the best choice of adjectives.

[trapezius]

How about

Glutinous Maxillofacial Infarction?

[007]

Well, one technique to relieve you from occasional GMI, is to use a non-drug therapy called 'Relaxation and Mindfulness' technique developed by King Cobra in 2007. The R&M technique is based on hot camel milk mixed with Zangabeel to be taken before going to bed, it will combat intrusive bad dreams and dissipates high anxiety during bedtime.

Try it and tell me about the result.

[eclectic]

Well, 007, have to admit I first tried trapezius' version of treatment, but it didn't quite cut the mustard, though it DID cut some methane.

As for the Zangabeel thing, yes, it worked pretty well the first night, I will try it again with a pinch of cardamom mixed in tonight!