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khmerhit · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:26 am Post subject: Capergirl for President

why not

--she's got the brains, the beauty, the foreign policy experience....

ntropy · Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 671 Location: ghurba

That's two better than Belinda and look how far she got.

johnslat · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:10 am Post subject: No precedent President

Dear khmerhit,
President? Of what? Canada? They don't have one, do they? The USA? Well, unless Arnold gets the Constitution amended, she can't be President of the USA.
Of Dave's ESL Job Discussion Forums?
I need a little clarification here.
Regards,
John

azarashi sushi · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Posts: 562 Location: Shinjuku

Who's Belinda?

Sara Avalon · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 254 Location: On the Prowl

Don't forget.. the sparkly pants, exotic girl, and sword-wielding avatar selection... obviously she has a good sense of taste. Wink

denise · Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 3419 Location: finally home-ish

She gets my vote!

d

Irish · Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 371

And if ever there is a scandal, she can distract the masses by directing them to various web sites where they will be sucked into diabolically addictive games, forgetting all about the important issues of the day.

Perhaps she'd rather be a benevolent dictator instead. Since she's a mother, she should have all the relevant job skills.

James_T_Kirk · Joined: 20 Sep 2003 Posts: 357 Location: Ten Forward

If Capergirl is running for President, might I suggest Johnslat as a running mate...this is a ticket that can't lose! I will volunteer for the campaign...the only thing I ask in return is that if we win, I will be appointed the ambassador to Costa Rica Very Happy

johnslat · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:39 pm Post subject: It's Gonzo

Dear James_T_Kirk,

Hmmm, I'm afraid Hunter Thompson has already been promised that post:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/5752/

However, we can slot you in as the next Procurator of Iraq.

Regards,
John

ntropy · Joined: 11 Oct 2003 Posts: 671 Location: ghurba

Belinda Stronach,

Just ran for leader of a Canadian party. No experience, 30s, can't speak the official language, but gosh semi-attractive. Came in second.

Only in Canada, you say? Pity!

Capergirl · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:05 am Post subject:

Khmerhit, you really must lay off the heavy stuff, my good man. Shocked

LOL@Irish

khmerhit · Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:43 am Post subject:

Well, folks, is she on the ballot or not? Hey--where is she?

excuse me... back in a minute. Hold my delegate seat, will you?

khmerhit...ellipses...

Cool

lagerlout2006 · Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 985

Actually that would be Capergirl for Prime Minister. Shes not a citizen of anything with a president. Unless we make her president of the NHL. Don Cherry will retire so maybe Capergirl can get a job on Hockey Night In Canada. Or maybe a Capergirl reality TV show. Wink

I;ll stop the hilarity now.

gingermeggs · Joined: 29 Jan 2004 Posts: 162

SWORD-wielding avatar???? ........and I thought she was vacuuming the floor.

fat_chris · Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 3198 Location: Beijing

Dear Johnslat,

Enclosed is a check for US$100,000 to support you in your upcoming campaign. I'm sure you will find time to make the proper ambassadorship appointment for the Bahamas (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?).

Sincerely,
fat_c