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Capergirl
Joined: 02 Feb 2003
Posts: 1232
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Another Tweety bird here. "I tawt I taw a putty tat!"  |
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James_T_Kirk
Joined: 20 Sep 2003
Posts: 357
Location: Ten Forward
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:38 am Post subject: |
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James_T_Kirk wrote:
Cool, I am Bugs Bunny too! Maybe I have a chance with Sara Avalon after all  .
A chance at what?... I assure you.. my tennis backhand is unmatched! |
A tennis game wasn't exactly what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of a date, but it looks like I have been shot down again: game, set, match.  |
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Sara Avalon
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 254
Location: On the Prowl
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Don't fret, mate. There's plenty more fish in the sea a lot more willing. |
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denise
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Posts: 3419
Location: finally home-ish
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:00 am Post subject: |
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Hey, look at all those glamorous new avatars for Capergirl to choose from!
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
Posts: 13859
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:32 pm Post subject: Bimbo land |
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Dear denise,
Ah, I'm probably in the minority here, but that line-up makes me think of what could be called "Barbie heaven".
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John |
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khmerhit
Joined: 31 May 2003
Posts: 1874
Location: Reverse Culture Shock Unit
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I'll second that, Dr Slats.
But I wonder if Sara Avalon's avatar shouldnt be a cougar rather than a tiger? Something tells me she's not in Kansas any more--and a good thing, too.
Anyway, remember the uplifting and romantic words of Aqua?--
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- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!
More from artist :
Aqua
More from album :
Aquarium
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Lanza-Armonia
Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:12 am Post subject: |
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| You guys need some strong professional help |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
Posts: 13859
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:34 am Post subject: Looney Tunes |
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Cripes, khmerhit - if a wild man like L.A. thinks we're in need of "strong professional help", we must be raving looneys. And, by Jove, he's absolutely correct. Whoops, time for my meds.
Regards,
John |
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Lanza-Armonia
Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:39 am Post subject: |
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| Psst - Johnny ol' boy. Pass me some under the table... |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
Posts: 13859
Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:46 am Post subject: Table Talk |
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Dear L.A,
Jeez, are you under the table again, L.A. ? You really have to cut down on the beer a bit - maybe taper off to only three cases a day.
Regards,
John |
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Lanza-Armonia
Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:04 am Post subject: |
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Regards? Hmmmmm....
Well, beer doesn't do anything for me. I go for more like, Southern Comfort (liquid nectar, may I say), or Bailey's. If I'm feeling up to it, maybe a Maotai or Baijiu. Iz aaaalllll guuuudd! |
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lajzar
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Posts: 647
Location: Saitama-ken, Japan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:54 am Post subject: |
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I'll second that, Dr Slats.
But I wonder if Sara Avalon's avatar shouldnt be a cougar rather than a tiger? Something tells me she's not in Kansas any more--and a good thing, too.
Anyway, remember the uplifting and romantic words of Aqua?-- |
Aqua? No thanks. You can kiss my chaddies instead with this little gem:
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I'M A PUNJABI GIRL
by the Goodness Gracious Me team from the BBC
[Sung to the tune of 'I'm a Barbie girl']
Hi Binder!
Hi Kul !
Want to come for a spin?
OK Kul!
Jump in, iniit!
[Sounds of car revving noisily, accelerating off, and horn with electronic
tune]
I'm a Punjabi girl, in a Punjabi world.
I'm still single, and I'm bi-lingual.
I've never cut my hair, or worn cheap underwear.
My qualifications go down well with Asians.
Come on Binder, let's go bhangra!
I'm a Punjabi girl, in a Punjabi world.
I've never ventured further than Heston.
I can sew and clean, use a washing machine,
Do what I oughta, 'cause I'm a good daughter
My boyfriend's twenty three, drives a big Ford Capri,
He's so cute, and he's also romantic.
[Sounds of romantic swoons]
You're my babe! You're my bird!
Best just seen and not heard,
Hurry up! Now strip off - mind my gears!...
You can look, but keep it clean,
or my brothers will split your screen -
Ooh ah ooh ah!
I'm a punjabi girl, in a Punjabi world.
Heavy petting is all you're getting.
You can beg and plead, fall down on your knees
But no hanky panky until our shadi.
Come on Binder, let's go Bhangra!
Oh, oh, yeah!
Come on Binder, let's go picture!
Oh oh oh!
Come on Binder, let's go pizza!
Oh, OK!
Come on Binder, take your top off!
Oh no oh!
I can pout, I can flirt, like a thick bit of skirt,
'Let your man think they're God' says my Mummy.
('Yeh Raja hai!')
I can pose, I can shout,
Knock my woman about
If I don't, all my mates call me 'pansy'.
We can touch, play the game,
But we don't talk, ain't that a shame?
Maybe we could be friends, but instead, we pretend that -
I'm a Punjabi girl, in a Punjabi world,
Only respected if I do what's expected
And settle with a mate
after a bit, and put on weight.
My happy ending - no more pretending!
Come on Binder, clean that winder (window)!
Oh Oh Oh!
Come on Binder, cook my dinner!
All right, don't fight!
Come on bhoti, wash my dhoti!
Oh oh oh!
And while you're here, trim my nose hair!
Oh,Oh!
I'm a Punjabi girl, in a Punjabi world,
No one told me, but matrimony -
You start off with a date, and end up at 'RELATE'*
Who anticipated love's so complicated?
Oh Kul, I'm not happy you know -
Oh come on Binder, we only just got married! -
I love you Kul -
Yeah, whatever.
'Ow about we jus talk tonight, eh?
Yeah, awright!
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Sara Avalon
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 254
Location: On the Prowl
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I'll second that, Dr Slats.
But I wonder if Sara Avalon's avatar shouldnt be a cougar rather than a tiger? Something tells me she's not in Kansas any more--and a good thing, too.
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Hmm... sleek, cunning, deadly. I'll take that as a compliment! |
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Lanza-Armonia
Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Posts: 525
Location: London, UK. Soon to be in Hamburg, Germany
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| Hmm... sleek, cunning, deadly. I'll take that as a compliment! |
...and I'd love to stroke one too... |
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