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donb2222
Joined: 06 Feb 2009 Posts: 134
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:40 am Post subject: Origin of the dancing monkey ? |
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I started a new class yesterday. There are about 50 students, and at least 10 times they asked me if I could sing and/or dance for them.
I never sing or dance for anyone. Every time they asked me I would turn the question back on the student and ask them if they would like to sing and dance for the class. Of course, none of them would.
Anyway, what is the origin of this expectation ?
My guess is that there are some foreigners out there that do entertain the kids this way. |
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Sonnibarger
Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 320 Location: Wuhan
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:54 am Post subject: |
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guess it depends on the age of the students... pretty hard to be a good grade 1 teacher without singing/dancing... as kids get older they still remeber the good old days when the teacher would sing/dance for them.. if ur teaching uni tho  |
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donb2222
Joined: 06 Feb 2009 Posts: 134
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:00 am Post subject: |
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I am teaching high school.
The students are 15 and 16 years old. |
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therock

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 1266 Location: China
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Get that guitar out and start singing laowai!!  |
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Optional_Toaster
Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 74 Location: Dong bei
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:07 am Post subject: |
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I will joke around with students, but when they ask me to sing or dance I just tell them it isn't exactly common in western culture to do so on command. However, I've found that when I ask them to sing or dance the other students clap and cheer until the student gets up and performs. I think all the KTV and whatnot gets them used to it! |
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Optional_Toaster
Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 74 Location: Dong bei
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:09 am Post subject: |
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Another thought would be to save up a good fart for them.... |
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The Ever-changing Cleric

Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 1523
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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Optional_Toaster wrote: |
Another thought would be to save up a good fart for them.... |
you could tell them you're speaking another language, but without teeth. |
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chinatwin88

Joined: 31 Aug 2009 Posts: 379 Location: Peking
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:46 am Post subject: |
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you could just say, that this is the wisdom of the toothless wonder. |
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KidfromBrooklyn
Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 138 Location: Behind the Bamboo Firewall
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: Not Singing? |
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Where are all the Drama Club Students? Didn't anyone ever have fun singing and acting in school?
Seems like you equate a performance with Mr. Bojangles sheessssss!!!
Every Friday morning is Performance time at my high school, all the classes in rotation put on a performance. It is wonderful to see these young people having fun on stage with their classmates.
My performance was to stand proud in front of the entire school and sing the Star Spangled Banner! The element of surprise is essential.
Yeah....Home of the Brave, land of the free!!! You want to see the faces on the school leaders. Can you say Gotcha? Truly worth a million US Bucks.
Performance time over...class and business as usual.
You youngsters need to get some gonads. Ha!
Turn it around, achieve, adapt, overcome!!! |
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chinatwin88

Joined: 31 Aug 2009 Posts: 379 Location: Peking
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:14 am Post subject: |
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I once sang "Guns of Brixton" |
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JamesD
Joined: 17 Mar 2003 Posts: 934 Location: "As far as I'm concerned bacon comes from a magical happy place."
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:28 am Post subject: |
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I stopped the requests very quickly.
I borrowed a guitar (because I don't play at all). Sat in front of class and strummed/thumped/plucked in horrific non-musical style while howling like a banshee. Told them it was the way my grandmother sang to me.
They never bothered me again. |
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englishgibson
Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 4345
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Get that guitar out and start singing laowai!!  |
that's exactly what my former coworker did. it was hard not to notice as my class was next door.
cheers and beers to the expectations of foreign experts on mainland
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