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Noor
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In dusk capacious my friend.
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johnslat
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Location: Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
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Dear Noor,
Pure poetry!!!
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hellionzap
Joined: 19 Oct 2009
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Location: Nizwa
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| Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:03 pm Post subject: Bone Mots |
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My house made out of mud pr*cks  |
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johnslat
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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I like go in pig pus.
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Never Ceased To Be Amazed
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
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Location: Shhh...don't talk to me...I'm playin' dead...
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Dear NCTBA,
So, presumably, if you were rude to a lady (or a certain sort of gentleman) at the shore, you would run the risk of getting "BEACH SLAPPED."
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Sumtin' like dat. O.k., how about variety on variety funnies?
A 'merican colleague and I were lookin' for a British colleague who wuz organizing an outing of the ladies as part of a project. Upon encountering another British colleague, my partner asked, "Where is (name withheld to protect the innocent)?"
To which the nice British collegue pointed across the lobby and said, "She's over there ticking off the students ."
MY imagination was: "That abaya makes you look fat." 
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veiledsentiments
Joined: 20 Feb 2003
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From some essays in Oman:
In our society, the men don't have any expertise in marriage.
I don't shop with my brother because we have different testes.
And the way some students get stuck on a favorite word:
There is also the lie that also creates problems also. |
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Mia Xanthi
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
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Location: why is my heart still in the Middle East while the rest of me isn't?
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My favorite one ever didn't come from the ME, but from a Japanese student:
Every car should come equipped with hog ramps.
Think about it. |
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johnslat
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Dear Mia,
Fog Lamps?
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John |
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veiledsentiments
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:55 am Post subject: |
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Science foundation student... accepted for the school of medicine:
The doctor is too p*ussy to see you today.
VS
(that danged p/b problem... something like the Japanese r/l problem) |
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desultude
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| veiledsentiments wrote: |
Science foundation student... accepted for the school of medicine:
The doctor is too p*ussy to see you today.
VS
(that danged p/b problem... something like the Japanese r/l problem) |
Must have been a Saudi doctor! |
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