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The Great Wall of Whiner



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Posts: 4946
Location: Blabbing

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Joke Job Ad: Read and Smile Reply with quote

Hello. I am director for number 2 middle school in gaoshan province, haodan city in china the peopoe republic of.

i want to offer to you to work to have to a job to teadch enlgish and in my school.

i offer:

- ONE: school
- TWO: job
- THREE: apartement
- FOR: salary

the salary is enough more that more most chinese can earn it is 3000 RMB a month!! (many thousnads9!)

but i nneed from you please:

passprt

u must be masters or higher universy education

no expericne OK!!

please EMAIL to my!




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I can't believe how many fall for this. Seriously, I have a friend with a Master's making 4,000 RMB a month teaching in a little college and he feels "humbled" to work there.

What are you doing guys?
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brsmith15



Joined: 12 May 2003
Posts: 1142
Location: New Hampshire USA

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proving, of course, that there are more horse's asses out there than there are horses.
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Teatime of Soul



Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 905

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they'd have offered airport pickup, I'd have been all over it.

Laughing
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LanGuTou



Joined: 23 Mar 2009
Posts: 621
Location: Shandong

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teatime of Soul wrote:
If they'd have offered airport pickup, I'd have been all over it.

Laughing


i u at arprt take.

There you are ToS. I've added the condition that you wanted.

Start us tgethre Mon, OK? Laughing Laughing
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