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Anabolic Steroids in the Mideast...prices and availability?
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15yearsinQ8



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Location: kuwait

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

while you're in the land of Over the counter pump juice/pills, take advantage of the free health care in the region
- nodes on your liver can be detected by sonagram
- kidney damage - blood/urine tests sonagram or mri
- vascular damage and blood pressure problems
in addition to the gonad shinkage as stated before

the symptoms of bodybuilders are NOt reversible but have to be continually monitored

didn't even mention the behavioural changes (rage) and acne

oh but with obamacare coming, you can get treated back in the usa as well

before you start, sign off on a life insurance policy as me as beneficiary, i'll pay the premiums....

NCTBA - why don't you come up and see me sometime....
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Deicide



Joined: 29 Jul 2006
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Location: Caput Imperii Americani

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

15yearsinQ8 wrote:
while you're in the land of Over the counter pump juice/pills, take advantage of the free health care in the region
- nodes on your liver can be detected by sonagram
- kidney damage - blood/urine tests sonagram or mri
- vascular damage and blood pressure problems
in addition to the gonad shinkage as stated before

the symptoms of bodybuilders are NOt reversible but have to be continually monitored

didn't even mention the behavioural changes (rage) and acne

oh but with obamacare coming, you can get treated back in the usa as well

before you start, sign off on a life insurance policy as me as beneficiary, i'll pay the premiums....

NCTBA - why don't you come up and see me sometime....


Rolling Eyes

Last time I did a testo cycle (500mg a week) the only 'problem' I had was slightly elevated liver levels; nothing else, no roid rage, acne, nothing else and they went back to normal when I stopped. Seriously, are you all spokesmen for the DEA or something? These guys also want marijuana put up as a class 1 substance on the same level as crack...gonad shrinkage IS reversible...

The symptoms you are talking about are the result of years and years of nonstop abuse...people here just drinking the kool aid like everyone else...

BTW, do you still think that terrorists hate the West because we have beer, miniskirts and can vote? Laughing
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Nabby Adams



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide, answering my why? with a why not? wouldn't get a good mark in any test I've ever given. Smile

Seriously, I guess it takes a lot of time in the gym and money for food and the drugs so if you have a few minutes to spare I really would like to know.
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veiledsentiments



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Deicide, you seem to have educated yourself about it, and your goals aren't over the top. The only danger that I see is that many people when they see the improvement they wanted, tend to want just a bit more... the same as the addiction to plastic surgery that too many get caught up in or anorexia.

As a female of the species who has taken hormones for years, including small amounts of testosterone, I can hardly criticize a male for doing something similar. Laughing

What I don't understand is the urge to build one's body into one of those grotesque Schwarzenegger - type bodies. I think all women like to see some nice washboard abs, but the extreme is creepy at best and I have never known a woman who wasn't mostly disgusted by it. So, it seems to be something that men do for each other (or themselves) and not to attract the opposite sex.

But, the Gulf does offer many the free time to get one's self into shape. (eh Johnslat? Cool)

VS
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Deicide



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nabby Adams wrote:
Deicide, answering my why? with a why not? wouldn't get a good mark in any test I've ever given. Smile

Seriously, I guess it takes a lot of time in the gym and money for food and the drugs so if you have a few minutes to spare I really would like to know.


Why lift? Well, for one thing is it essential if you want to keep in shape; just jogging won't do it. As you get older your muscles atrophy and bbing is the best way to counteract that.

When I started I was near obese, disgusting looking and felt like shit. That was about 6 years ago. I think it is THE best way to get into shape and there is nothing wrong with being in shape. No other activity allows you to alter and shape your body the way it does and most guys would rather be muscular than just fat with hanging shoulders and a beer gut. Why don't you ask them why they do it? I have only done one cycle in my life and to be honest, it doesn't matter if I do another one or don't. If I don't I won't gain any more mass but I am not as obsessed as I was when I started. BUT if it is available along with the postcyle drugs I mentioned I probably would do a cycle or two again. The more muscle you have the calories you utilise, yet another positive benefit.
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Deicide



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

veiledsentiments wrote:
Well Deicide, you seem to have educated yourself about it, and your goals aren't over the top. The only danger that I see is that many people when they see the improvement they wanted, tend to want just a bit more... the same as the addiction to plastic surgery that too many get caught up in or anorexia.

As a female of the species who has taken hormones for years, including small amounts of testosterone, I can hardly criticize a male for doing something similar. Laughing

What I don't understand is the urge to build one's body into one of those grotesque Schwarzenegger - type bodies. I think all women like to see some nice washboard abs, but the extreme is creepy at best and I have never known a woman who wasn't mostly disgusted by it. So, it seems to be something that men do for each other (or themselves) and not to attract the opposite sex.

But, the Gulf does offer many the free time to get one's self into shape. (eh Johnslat? Cool)

VS


Most people have no idea what it takes to get to that level. I am never going to get there. To get like that you need to have the top 1% of human bodybuilding genetics + BOATLOADS of drugs. I just look somewhat athletic and most people don't even notice I lift, except perhaps for my traps which are a genetic strength of mine.

There is always that danger of always wanting more but as I have become an old man I have also come to realise that some things are not meant to be. Take my German for example, near native and most people tell me I speak it better than most Germans do but I am still not satisfied. On the other hand I just have to accept my limitations. I will always be monolingual (in the true sense) no matter how many foreign tongues I master since I have acquired them all well beyond the critical period. This frustrates me but as I said, I am too old to worry about stuff like that. We'll see, with any luck my blackmail plan vis a vis my folks might work and thus I might not be forced to go to the desert in order to live my life solely for my pay cheque., in which case, the steroids don't matter...anyway...
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Cool Teacher



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you thought about seeing a psychisatrist? You do seem determined to put yourself in miserable situations like Korea dn Middle East (you hated the first and judgng by your hatred of religon you will surely hate the second) but you want to do it anyway. You consider your body building futile but want drugs to assist you in doing it. You want to blackmail your parents despite being long past the age of being respectably dependent. Confused
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Deicide



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool Teacher wrote:
Have you thought about seeing a psychisatrist? You do seem determined to put yourself in miserable situations like Korea dn Middle East (you hated the first and judgng by your hatred of religon you will surely hate the second) but you want to do it anyway. You consider your body building futile but want drugs to assist you in doing it. You want to blackmail your parents despite being long past the age of being respectably dependent. Confused


Have you considered seeing a professional spell master?

Rolling Eyes

'Blackmail'. That was an inside joke between me and VS. I need money in order to get ahead and by 'blackmail' all I mean is that my jewish parents don't want me going to the Mideast and maybe they will loan me the money I need instead.

So genius, you tell me, I need at least �60k+; I can either slave away in the Mideast to earn it or I can borrow (in theory) from my parents. How else am I going to get the money in order to financee my studies?

Life isn't all about joy and sometimes you do the dirty deeds you do to get ahead. I slaved in Korea to finance my MA and if I need to do it in the Mideast I will again.

We can't all be living the good bukkake life you have been living...
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Cool Teacher



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:
Cool Teacher wrote:
Have you thought about seeing a psychisatrist? You do seem determined to put yourself in miserable situations like Korea dn Middle East (you hated the first and judgng by your hatred of religon you will surely hate the second) but you want to do it anyway. You consider your body building futile but want drugs to assist you in doing it. You want to blackmail your parents despite being long past the age of being respectably dependent. Confused


Have you considered seeing a professional spell master?

Rolling Eyes


Touche!!! Very Happy

Quote:
'Blackmail'. That was an inside joke between me and VS. I need money in order to get ahead and by 'blackmail' all I mean is that my jewish parents don't want me going to the Mideast and maybe they will loan me the money I need instead.


I can see their concern. Surprised

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So genius, you tell me, I need at least �60k+; I can either slave away in the Mideast to earn it or I can borrow (in theory) from my parents. How else am I going to get the money in order to financee my studies?

Life isn't all about joy and sometimes you do the dirty deeds you do to get ahead. I slaved in Korea to finance my MA and if I need to do it in the Mideast I will again.

We can't all be living the good bukkake life you have been living...


It's a dirty job but someones got to do it!! Laughing
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Deicide



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool Teacher wrote:
Deicide wrote:
Cool Teacher wrote:
Have you thought about seeing a psychisatrist? You do seem determined to put yourself in miserable situations like Korea dn Middle East (you hated the first and judgng by your hatred of religon you will surely hate the second) but you want to do it anyway. You consider your body building futile but want drugs to assist you in doing it. You want to blackmail your parents despite being long past the age of being respectably dependent. Confused


Have you considered seeing a professional spell master?

Rolling Eyes


Touche!!! Very Happy

Quote:
'Blackmail'. That was an inside joke between me and VS. I need money in order to get ahead and by 'blackmail' all I mean is that my jewish parents don't want me going to the Mideast and maybe they will loan me the money I need instead.


I can see their concern. Surprised

Quote:
So genius, you tell me, I need at least �60k+; I can either slave away in the Mideast to earn it or I can borrow (in theory) from my parents. How else am I going to get the money in order to financee my studies?

Life isn't all about joy and sometimes you do the dirty deeds you do to get ahead. I slaved in Korea to finance my MA and if I need to do it in the Mideast I will again.

We can't all be living the good bukkake life you have been living...


It's a dirty job but someones got to do it!! Laughing


What bukkake, or underlining my spelling error?

No money ideas? I thought you were cool...you sure claim to be.
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Cool Teacher



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deicide wrote:
Cool Teacher wrote:
Deicide wrote:
Cool Teacher wrote:
Have you thought about seeing a psychisatrist? You do seem determined to put yourself in miserable situations like Korea dn Middle East (you hated the first and judgng by your hatred of religon you will surely hate the second) but you want to do it anyway. You consider your body building futile but want drugs to assist you in doing it. You want to blackmail your parents despite being long past the age of being respectably dependent. Confused


Have you considered seeing a professional spell master?

Rolling Eyes


Touche!!! Very Happy

Quote:
'Blackmail'. That was an inside joke between me and VS. I need money in order to get ahead and by 'blackmail' all I mean is that my jewish parents don't want me going to the Mideast and maybe they will loan me the money I need instead.


I can see their concern. Surprised

Quote:
So genius, you tell me, I need at least �60k+; I can either slave away in the Mideast to earn it or I can borrow (in theory) from my parents. How else am I going to get the money in order to financee my studies?

Life isn't all about joy and sometimes you do the dirty deeds you do to get ahead. I slaved in Korea to finance my MA and if I need to do it in the Mideast I will again.

We can't all be living the good bukkake life you have been living...


It's a dirty job but someones got to do it!! Laughing


What bukkake, or underlining my spelling error?

No money ideas? I thought you were cool...you sure claim to be.


You could appear in bukkake movies as "The German Plumber"! Cool
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