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[biffinbridge]

I've never been much of a statistician so cannot back up my point with numbers but it seems to me that beauty and madness are highly correlated when it comes to the fairer sex.Can anyone come up with a rational explanation for this phenomenon?

[Gordon]

They think they can get away with anything they like.... and often do.

[johnslat]

Dear biffinbridge,
Hmm, could it be that beautiful ladies attract so many male w a n k e r s that they are driven into severe depression and finally into full-blown madness?
Regards,
John

[Aramas]

I suspect that it's only their beauty that draws us close enough to see their ...um...'alternative reality'. Aesthetically challenged members of the sex formerly known as fairer are probably just as barking, but who cares?

[Lanza-Armonia]

As long as they """keep geeting away with it""", I'm set fer life!!!!

[dmb]

Biff, where does this theory come from?

(What's she done now?)

[Sara Avalon]

Maybe beautiful women are more prone to mad cow disease.. perhaps it was all that ground meat I was forced to eat as a child that is suddenly manifesting in some genetically altered control fluctuator. Oh wait... hormones. Maybe the question should be if beautiful women suffer from more severe and permanent forms of PMS?

[leby26]

Are you saying that most beautiful women are crazy or that most crazy women are beautiful? I can sort of see where it could come from - with the high expectations put on such extraordinary women to maintain appearances it could lead to eating disorders and other psychological problems; or maybe the desire to be be seen as more than just a pretty thing could drive them to 'madness', or maybe their Creator didn't think the rest of the world could handle pure perfection in both body and mind ... who knows - the whole theory sounds a bit crap to me; or maybe its just the prozac talking

[curveegrrl]

It certainly explains why I'm so dang crazy!

But why am I so fat and angry? Oh yes. I'm western.

[nomadic]

Reminds me of an old joke: Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

1. Women, as we know, take time and money:
[ Women = Time x Money ]

2. Time IS money!
[ Time = Money ]

3. So...
[ Women = Money x Money, thus : Women = Money^2 ]

4. Now, since Money is the root of all evil:
[ Money = Evil^(1/2) ]

5. We get:
[ Women = (Evil^(1/2))^2 ]

Thus, Women = Evil.

It's a lot better when you needn't use ASCII text for square roots. ;-D

[FGT]

Crazy women can be ugly too.

Nomadic - if time = money, then woman can = time squared. Therefore no evil, only lots and lots of time!!!! (maybe that's the same thing!)

[Shaman]

All beautiful women can be crazy some of the time, and some beautiful women can be crazy all of the time. But all beautiful women can't be crazy all of the time. (With sincere apologies to Abraham Lincoln).



Shaman

DISCLAIMER: In no way, shape, or form was the previous adapted quotation meant to slag, deride, or infuriate any particular gender or genetically blessed reader. Members of both genders, regardless of where they fall within the parameters of aesthetic comeliness, are imbued with the capacity to comport themselves as outright whackjobs at least once in their lives.

[Shonai Ben]

FWIW. I think all women are crazy.
Some to a lesser degree than others but still crazy.

[Aramas]

[foster]

I am afraid I must agree with Ben...and I am a woman!
Mustn't let all the secrets out now... *ssshhhhhh*