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Rooster_2006
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 Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:21 am Post subject: Lessons that Will Get You Fired |
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1. The Wonders of Scientology
2. Three Straight Hours of Relatively Unsupervised Happy Farmer
3. Hangman, Hangman, Hangman
4. The Economist for Third Graders
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Insubordination
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| Student teaches the class Mondays. |
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Rooster_2006
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:09 am Post subject: |
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| Insubordination wrote: |
| Student teaches the class Mondays. |
Ooh, that's a classic.
And while we're on the topic of small mammals teaching the class, I could buy one of those live rat traps from the da-mai-chang and introduce the new teacher, Mr. Rat, who lives in my backpack until lesson time.
Or better yet, I could call him Splinter and introduce my students to the wonderful world of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles via a marathon on my laptop. But would that be enough to get me fired? I have an especially clingy school. |
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JZer
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| Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| If the school is so desperate to keep you, you probably can't get fired. |
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creztor
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| Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:20 am Post subject: |
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| I think Rooster started this thread with the hopes of finding out a way the school he wants to leave will fire him instead. Rooster, just turn up drunk to work. |
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JZer
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| Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| From the schools economic prospective a drunk foreign teacher is probably better than no foreign teacher. |
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Insubordination
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| Teach your male students to write their names in English - without a pen or a pencil. |
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Rooster_2006
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Okay guys, fortunately I didn't need to teach badly to put a bitter taste in my boss' mouth.
However, why not keep the thread alive just for entertainment value? |
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zipper
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:00 am Post subject: |
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Buy them all a cup of strong coffee and watch them do the pop corn dance.
Last edited by zipper on Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:44 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Rooster_2006
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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| zipper wrote: |
| But them all a cup of strong coffee and watch them do the pop corn dance. |
...on the topic of stimulants, I could have an "educate Teacher Rooster on the customs of Taiwan" lesson, bring in 20 or so betel nuts, and have them teach me how to chew! |
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JZer
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Too bad we were not talking about Korea. Then you could have a contest "Who can drink the most bottles of Soju". |
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Rooster_2006
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| JZer wrote: |
| Too bad we were not talking about Korea. Then you could have a contest "Who can drink the most bottles of Soju". |
...or who can draw the best picture of smiling men with happy, silly, red polka-dotted flags walking all over a map of Korea to practice their Korean geography! |
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JZer
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Rooster, did you get your work permit submitted yet? |
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Rooster_2006
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:26 am Post subject: |
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| JZer wrote: |
| Rooster, did you get your work permit submitted yet? |
Yep, we submitted it. |
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JZer
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:38 am Post subject: |
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Well when you get the new work permit tell your boss to screw off.
I hope you have a record of your tax payment from HESS. The Labor Bureau will probably want to see them. |
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