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khmerhit

...and other timewasting treats---My ss loved these things..

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
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Aramas · Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:53 am Post subject:

I always liked the 'Pheasant plucker"

Will. · Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 783 Location: London Uk

Mrs Thistlethwaite the thistlesifter's sister?

I'd love the complete verse if you lot could help...

cimarch · Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 358 Location: Dalian

Purple Paper People.

A canner exceedingly canny,
one day remarked to his Granny,
"A canner can can anything he can can,
but a canner can't can a can, can he?"

A tutor who tooted the flute
was tuting two tooters to toot.
Said the tooters to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Clancy · Joined: 23 Apr 2004 Posts: 162

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Learn it! Say it really fast without any mistakes.

Chinese students always add "a" after "d" and "K" so they can rarely say it without mistakes.

Challenge them to a contest. Any student that can say it faster than you without mistake gets a free lunch. This gets them motivated.

In 4 years I have only bought three free lunches out of 1,000+ students.

worth · Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Posts: 25

She sells seashells down by the seashore!

Numpty Honnis · Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:29 pm Post subject:

Getting Japanese people to say "yellow lorry, red lorry" really quickly repeatedly is always good for a cheap laugh...

cimarch · Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Posts: 358 Location: Dalian

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Red bulb, blue bulb, red bulb, blue bulb.

Red blood, black blood, red blood, black blood.

Six sick sheiks' sixth sick sheep.

Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter,
if I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter,
but a bit of better butter, that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

khmerhit · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:01 am Post subject:

MarcusK · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:13 am Post subject:

Laura loathes really rare lillies.

willy · Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:44 pm Post subject:

She sells seashells down by the seashore!
No that�s sally sells c-cells buy the sea shore

wannago · Joined: 16 Apr 2004 Posts: 85

How many sheets can a sheet slitter slit
if a sheet slitter can't slit sheets?

richard ame · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 319 Location: Republic of Turkey

Hi
How about Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a short sharp punt

İts blunt at the back and sharp at the front

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a short sharp punt .

Anyone tried Peter Piper ?