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veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Well... I have zero interest in San Francisco and even less in Tahiti... wouldn't go if it was just across the street and free. Austria has no appeal to me. Of your list, only Italy and Paris raise a flicker of interest. Paris for its museums and Italy for its Roman and pre-Roman ruins.

To each his own... Cool

VS

Badar Bin Bada Boom · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:41 am Post subject:

Indeed. Let's see:

Choose the closest answer to reason.

1. San Francisco is to Tehran as

(a) caviar are to grits
(b) champagne is to Miller Lite
(c) Barack Obama is to Sarah Palin
(d) Miley Cyrus is to Sid Vicious
(e) all of the above

I'm not sure what (d) means but (e) is the CORRECT ANSWER because I have all correct answers, which I found in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch but are nonetheless imbued with truth, justice and the Bay City Way.

johnslat · Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:09 pm Post subject:

Dear Bader Bin Bada Boom,

Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny:

"Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent sketches on The Tonight Show frequently made reference to the 'answers' being hidden from Carnac as "These envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls' porch since noon today."

Regards,
John

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

Now BBBB... nowhere did I say that my interest is in "Tehran," but that it is Iran. My main interest in traveling is history... I want museums and ruins... the older the better... I consider anything after the Romans too modern.

The only ruins in San Francisco are old hippies.

VS

Badar Bin Bada Boom · Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject:

Ah, so, make a pilgrimage to Scot47 then Wink

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

I was never a hippie. Bolshevik maybe.

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

I think he is suggesting that you are a "ruin." Laughing

VS

Badar Bin Bada Boom · Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:48 pm Post subject:

Personally I prefer cats to pinko doggies. VS, I think we should marry, given all our worldview convergences.

Can you see it now? Me coming home to the trailer: "Hey honey, YA COOKIN' BEANS?"

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

You better hurry... the trailer will be put up for sale down south (yea beans!!) as soon as I get there in my new RV.

What was the subject of this thread anyway? We better stop while we're ahead.

VS

scot47 · Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 15343

Vs
Be careful. This dude is crazy.

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

True... right BBBB?

VS

Badar Bin Bada Boom · Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:41 pm Post subject:

Man need good voman. Cook big dinner!

veiledsentiments · Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Posts: 17644 Location: USA

I already told you... I don't cook!! Laughing

VS

secretsquirrel · Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:07 pm Post subject:

Yeh, but I heard she does a very good ROAST!

Kipling · Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:17 am Post subject: The Sanity Claws