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therock
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The troll strikes again!  |
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mike w
Joined: 26 May 2004
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Location: Beijing building site
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:07 am Post subject: |
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OP should think about writing a novel - this is some of the best fiction I've read for a long time.
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choudoufu
Joined: 25 May 2010
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Location: Mao-berry, PRC
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:13 am Post subject: |
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b-b-b-b-but-but-but....
dinna you say your passport was about to expire in beijing?
ya hadda gits a new one?
jinkies! try to keep your story straight, o-tay?
......anyways, why isn't the school coming for you? |
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Guerciotti
Joined: 13 Feb 2009
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Location: In a sleazy bar killing all the bad guys.
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What is plan B? Parachute into Kunming with a folding bicycle and ride to Nanchang for a position at another school ... in Beijing? It's not very imaginative, but you seem to have made everything up to this point, so why not?
Dave's should creat a 'China - Fiction' section for this stuff.
We could have fun with this. For example, 'Where is Hew now?' We can each guess where you'll say you are next. You throw a dart at a map of Asia and that's where you are. Winner gets bragging rights.
Dude.
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dean_a_jones
Joined: 03 Jul 2009
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Location: Wuhan, China
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:11 am Post subject: |
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It reminds you of that Far side cartoon with the "school for the gifted".
Hewlett77 keeps pushing, but for some reason he just can't get in. |
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Sinko
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:52 am Post subject: |
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So the school "放屁大学", which also has no other name, told you to go shove it.
Oh dear oh dear. Now what? You want us to come to the party with this other country "dual citizenship" BS.
You're running out excuses. Even a dumb person would've worked out a better story. Seriously, you are now starting to get boring.
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| OP should think about writing a novel |
No. He's becoming too predictable now. Poor effort. |
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Kirkpatrick
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Having heard your tale of woe from when it first began( 4 months ago) I recommend you try some where else to teach. like Taiwan, Korea, or even Thailand. Just face it China is not for you. On top of this I still have friends teaching in China and the finacial situation is not good. They are not saving money.
Why you would even think about coming over again with out a nest egg is beyond me. Also, why in Gods green earth would you show them your old passport if you got a new one. Especially, if you got deported on your last one. Further more, if you where deported you were fingure printed. This means no Z visa for you even on a cold day in Hell. |
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The Edge
Joined: 04 Sep 2010
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| Hilarious thread. |
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Kirkpatrick
Joined: 27 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:18 am Post subject: |
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| Yea, you can say that again. Some times you just have to move on. For example, I can never go back to South Korea again. Doesn't matter how much I want too. Wants are not possiblites. One must live in reality. And that reality is, if you where deported you can't go back period. It doesn't matter what lies they tell you to sugar coat it at the airport. |
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