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The most laughable offers you've seen
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Grimace420



Joined: 24 Sep 2011
Posts: 88
Location: Madriz

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:25 pm    Post subject: The most laughable offers you've seen Reply with quote

So I recently discovered http://www.tusclasesparticulares.com/buscar/alumnos.aspx?q=&idsubcategoria=1&idprovincia=33 and thought it might be a good site to find a few private classes. However, instead of using it to find work, I've used it as a source of entertainment with some of the ridiculous offers people make on it. For all the insane obsession with learning English in this country, a lot of folks are really against the idea of paying decently for it or are simply clueless as to what is a good hourly wage (perhaps stemming from the monthly payment of salaries here), but at the same time they demand native speakers due to an apparent mistrust of their own countrymen.

Anyway, I found this offer and thought I'd share it with you:

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Busco profesora nativa (paises anglosajones) para conversaci�n en ingles (algo de gramatica, pero poco), con 3 ni�os de 9, 12 y 15 a�os. Ser�a 3 horas (one to one), cada d�a de lunes a jueves, de 17:00 a 20:00 aprox., hasta mayo - incluido. Se ofrece 100� semana. Por favor, absternerse academias, intermediarios,.... contactar solo si realmente te interesan las condiciones. Es en Madrid capital, zona Carabanchel, a 5 min de una estaci�n de metro


Okay, let's see here. First, like a lot of people posting ads on the tusclasesparticulares site, you're looking for females only, which is fair enough since everyone knows all men are sex-crazed pedophiles who'll bed your kids given half a chance. Next you mostly want conversation and for us to steer clear of grammar. Sure, no problem. Kids that age are full of opinions and can hold a decent conversation for an hour without the need for grammar. Written practice is completely useless to learn a language. And you're offering 100 euros a week? For 12 hours? 8.33 an hour in Madrid? I know people in Carabanchel aren't among the wealthiest, but . . . seriously? Someone remind me how much uneducated private house cleaners make, because I'm sure it's more than that and they barely have to prepare for their hour's work. Not to mention how exhausting 3 hours of class back-to-back can be. I've also noticed that this is the second time you've posted your ad in the last month. Didn't get any bites the first time? Wonder why.

Anyway, I'd send the dude a message pointing out the problems with his offer, but it clearly says to stay away unless interested in his apparently non-negotiable conditions.
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johncoan



Joined: 02 Jul 2010
Posts: 115

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, he'll find someone, of course. Somewhere there's a TEFLer who'll do the job.

What can you do?
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Mrguay84



Joined: 03 Dec 2009
Posts: 125

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that kind of offer is ALMOST normal for where i'm living too. One of the problems is that all the random ex-pats and ERASMUS students seem to be offering English classes too (to make money in their spare time) - and who can blame them, but the problem is that some of them are offering to 'teach' for way below the normally acceptable wage (I've seen one ad in the past that stated 6e an hour - WTF??). So this is kind of bringing the 'standard' down, if you get what I mean.

Unless you're desperate, you just have to stick to your guns (my absolute minimum is 12e an hour, and for kids more, as I HATE them, LOL).

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Back to that ad though, it's seriously appalling. I mean, even in the worst academy possible in a big class with differing levels and no organisation whatsoever I'd imagine they'd be paying 5e an hour for each child the absolute gutter minimum. So to expect to pay less than 3e an hour for a teacher to come to their house to teach a class of 3.........OMG! All I can say is that the person must have been snorting cocaine around about the time that they posted that ad (this would probably also explain why they can only offer 100e for 15 hours teaching, LOL2).
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pr455



Joined: 08 May 2011
Posts: 135
Location: MADRID, SPAIN

PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I have seen many offers on tusclasesparticulares which were very laughable. We have to realize that it's not people advertising who are bringing the standard down. It is also academies who hire the first thing that comes in looking like it speakers English because they are desperate for teachers and have taken on too many clients. There are many factors involved.

Let's not forget people who are looking for cheap classes as well and get excited when they see someone offering 6� and hour, and when they realize that they are not getting quality, then they bellyache about how bad English teachers are in general in Spain. I have heard it all before and it won't change anytime soon. Rolling Eyes

I stick to my price of 25� and hour for privates.

Suerte,

Shawn
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jonniboy



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 751
Location: Panama City, Panama

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed Shawn, we all have to maintain a certain level otherwise we'll all be working for 6 euro an hour before we know it.

Speaking of laughable job offers, Valencia loquo today has...
"Native English Teacher Required (September 2011 onwards) ...for language school in Almassera, Valencia for the 2011/2012 course (From September onwards). "

Presumably those without a time machine or access to one need not apply.
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ruth.s



Joined: 09 Dec 2010
Posts: 6
Location: UK

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did 6 months in an academy at 6.60euro per hour for a private class or 7.80 per hour for group classes. I'm actually a little embarrassed to admit I did it for that long.
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posh



Joined: 22 Oct 2010
Posts: 430

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is pretty wild:-

http://www.eslcafe.com/joblist/index.cgi?read=24613
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Grimace420



Joined: 24 Sep 2011
Posts: 88
Location: Madriz

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, that was a good read. The exaggeratedly romantic descriptions of Madrid and English teaching were funny, plus the many reviews of the program from Americans and other non-EU citizens who just decided they'd go to Spain to do the certificate and were amazingly able to get work with Canterbury English had my bullshit meter going off the scale .
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pr455



Joined: 08 May 2011
Posts: 135
Location: MADRID, SPAIN

PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The job offering for Canterbury gets updated every single month. I knew a person who did it and he said that it was OK and that he did end up working for Canterbury after his TEFL course. That is a lot to read. My head was swimming after the first 5 posts. Laughing
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spiral78



Joined: 05 Apr 2004
Posts: 11534
Location: On a Short Leash

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