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Another Use For Yoghurt
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justme



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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:35 am    Post subject: Another Use For Yoghurt Reply with quote

Wow. I thought they'd pretty much found all the things yoghurt helps, but they've really outdone themselves.

http://www.zaman.com/?bl=national&alt=&hn=33425

Yoghurt. It cures what ails ya.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they used Pınar products, do they get a free internal organ puppet?
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justme



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Question Good question, yaramaz. It depends if it takes 100 puan worth of yoghurt to counteract radiation poisoning.

And to think the fallout from Chernobyl could have been averted if they'd just eaten yoghurt...
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They could have had a puppet show afterwards as well, to counteract the effects of post apocalyptic depression!
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saloma



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the internal organs I can't figure out. It's pink and looks like a pen1s. It might be a nose. It bugs me everytime I see it.
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to know why only kemmik, baarsak and beyn are on offer as puppets and not the reddy pink phallic one. Discrimination!

http://www.pinar.com.tr/

Pınar ye ye ye ye ye yeeeeeeeee!
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The penıs on is called murrun. (http://www.pinar.com.tr/download/download.asp?assettypeID=6&navID=27)

What's a murrun? (gosh that sounded just like Bugs Bunny!)
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saloma



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To make it even more phallic, it only has one eye.
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justme



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just searched around for murrun, and my best guess is that it's a nose.

Except I don't know how milk helps your nose. Yoghurt maybe, but not milk...
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you girls already had a thread ...

All this talk of !*@!! and not a bloke in sight, tararu ... Hark! what echo rings yonder ...

tararu wrote:
lt's typical how men somehow bring the conversation back to their nether regions.


Women, it would seem, are seldom off the topic ...
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yaramaz



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, we was jes' talkin' 'bout puppets 'n milk 'n internal organs...
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justme



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Contrary to popular belief, men are better off staying out of women's penıs discussions. It can be very demoralizing for you. Belittling, more like...
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dmb



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

justme wrote:
Contrary to popular belief, men are better off staying out of women's penıs discussions. It can be very demoralizing for you. Belittling, more like...
No. No. No. I'm afraid I have to step in here. we are just being nice to you. lulling you into a false sense of security. Don't you know a certain footie tournament starts next week. We are in preparation.

Oh and if you need some liquid prep, the pub quiz tonight is at 10 at the usual place.
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Sheikh Inal Ovar



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Belittling only for

those who live by the (pork) sword

as it is written that they

shall die by the (pork) sword

In the spirit of sexual equality, isn't it about time this thread went onto something more neutral ... like 'hooters' ...
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tekirdag



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmm hooters..... Razz
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