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happy_me



Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 174
Location: In the neighborhood of nirvana

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:44 am    Post subject: new Job same old stuff Reply with quote

We provide:

* One way airfare from closest international airport to city of hire
(the closer you are the less we pay you)

* Return airfare home upon completion of one year contract
(but you may leave with out it cus you arnt that good)

* Full Indonesian work visa
(so you cant leave untill we say you can cus we keep the papers)

* A bonus of one month's salary upon contract completion
(but you arnt that good so you wont get it)

* Rupiah based salary allowing for a comfortable lifestyle and travel within Indonesia
(if you like rice and living in a box without windows, and have no need to save)

* Health insurance
(up to 500,000Rp)

* Housing allowance
(ok for a wood house w/metal roof, or we charge you to live in our house)

Requirements:

- Native English speaker, minimum 25 years of age (due to Immigration regulations)

- A TEFL certificate from a 4 or 5 week course that included teaching practice
(Qualified Teacher?)

o did i say Qualified Teacher well what i ment was a Daincing Monkey who will work for Penuts

ever had a job like that?
same Qualifications for KFC i think
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thrifty



Joined: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 1665
Location: chip van

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEFL is the same everywhere.

KFC, however does pay your social security contributions.
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Malsol



Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1976
Location: Lanzhou

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Want to know why?

Elephants work for peanuts. Monkeys work for bananas.

If you do not know the apprentice job, how can you demand journeyman's salary?
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thrifty



Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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Location: chip van

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEFL is too easy to get into and too difficult to get out of.
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Fishy



Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Posts: 138

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you may be right about TEFL being too easy to get into but I reckon its just as easy or difficult to get out of as any other profession.

Look at the original post. Would you employ an ex-English teacher with such poor English?

If you are determined enough and work hard enough you can do what ever you want in this world, you really can!
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moot point



Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 441

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thrifty, youR funny.
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thrifty



Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No of course you are free to comment but when you are offering advice about things you know nothing about such as PGCE funding requirements, you can expect some feedback.

I realise you must be so excited after passing your 4 week course but you are heading for a fall if you think TEFL is so great and that all doors will be open to you when you return from your exciting adventure.
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Stephen Jones



Joined: 21 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
I would be greatful if you could let me know how long I should wait before coming back with my comments.
It's the fruits of experience that count, and as far as thrifty is concerned they only count if they are exceptionally bitter.
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Chasgul



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 168
Location: BG

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fishy - Don't comment on others spelling until your consistent problem with the word 'grateful' is sorted, that kind of thing tends to irritate people.
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Fishy



Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Posts: 138

PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Casgul, thank you very much for spotting that. I am very grateful and have no doubt that I will never spell that word wrong again after my public shame. Embarassed Very Happy

A few people on here seem to be a bit bitter. Come on people, its Friday, the world cup has just started, and the sun is shining (here anyway.)
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Sweetsee



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's that?
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Super Frank



Joined: 03 Feb 2006
Posts: 365

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I smell the blood of an Englishman.

Life is what you make it, it's not all about money. Teaching is meant to be a vocation. If you haven't got it in you to adapt and progress then any career is going to be dead end. Pull your finger out and sort your lives out (not you Fishy).
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thrifty



Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real teaching is meant to be a vocation but TEFLing is not.
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Henry_Cowell



Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: Berkeley

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thrifty wrote:
Real teaching is meant to be a vocation but TEFLing is not -- FOR ME.
How true. Spoken like someone who has finally seen the light.
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william wallace



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: dear Thrifty... Reply with quote

nil

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