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The Condoms are too Large!!!
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FTA: The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.


Wouldn't the real problem be width, not length, of the condoms??
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sumfunu



Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: The condoms are too large..... Reply with quote

You can buy Magnums at the Red Door in Itaewon. Just watch the kindly old ajumma sigh..."oh, big-size-uh."
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are married, why need to shop outside of your house?

That is something i really do not understand.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Juregen wrote:
If you are married, why need to shop outside of your house?

That is something i really do not understand.

?

Someone's selling condoms in your house?

Married men should buy condoms online?

Married men should have their wives buy them? ("honey, would you pick up some milk, bread, mayonnaise, box of condoms, pasta, ...")

?
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="JongnoGuru"]
Juregen wrote:
If you are married, why need to shop outside of your house?

That is something i really do not understand.

?

Someone's selling condoms in your house?

Married men should buy condoms online?

Married men should have their wives buy them? ("honey, would you pick up some milk, bread, mayonnaise, box of condoms, pasta, ...")

?[/quot

By shopping outside of the house i ofcourse ment it metaphorically.

I used a condom ones in my life, the first time, and that was it.
And why would married couples need condoms? Unless you assume the othe half is screwing around.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Juregen wrote:


And why would married couples need condoms? Unless you assume the othe half is screwing around.

Perhaps they don't want to get pregnant?
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:
Juregen wrote:


And why would married couples need condoms? Unless you assume the othe half is screwing around.

Perhaps they don't want to get pregnant?

차칭 this mans a winner!

not everyone likes the side effects of the pill and not everyone is ready to get pregnant just because they're married.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I started a thread some time ago entitled "Korean condoms destroyed my unit" because that's exactly what happened. It was deleted, post-haste, for whatever reason. Now I can get my message out there.

They were so tight the skin ripped right off.

Question Mad Evil or Very Mad Shocked Crying or Very sad

Down to the bone?

Seriously, did you by chance mistake a Plastibell for a condom?
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mack the knife



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down to the bone....no. I'm not a dog.

But I can tell you, my "bone" was out of commission for about a month. When the doctors saw it they were all like, "OOOOooooohhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhh........."
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