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[Tobacco Dreams]

Truth be told, I'm posting this just to tick off all the jerks who thought that "FREE HUGS in Kangnam" was boring and out-of-date.

Dudes, listen up: That's why I posted in the "OFF-TOPIC" forum!

Anyway, here goes with a sincere attempt to be as far off ANY conceivable topic as possible:

Yesterday afternoon, the Yangjae Costco gave me cash back, no questions asked, for returned underwear.

You heard that right!

I'd somehow mistakenly picked up size 105 on my last visit. Seeing my mistake, once back home, I stuffed the five-pack right back into a shopping bag, along with receipt, in hopes of getting an exchange.

Meanwhile . . .

My male colleagues at work are quite concerned that I wear "samgak paenti."

(No . . . they didn't get to see it. One of them demanded to know whether I wore boxers or briefs at last Friday's "teachers' class." Christ knows why . . .)

[I teach in an all-boys high school and really am beginning to wonder, judging by some of my students' behavior . . . well, anyway . . . that's getting even more off-topic, perhaps . . .]

It seems that Oriental medicine prescribes keeping the *beep* cool as an absolute essential for male health and vigor beyond early middle age.

"This is quite obvious to us as East Asians," Mr. Kim said.

"I stopped wearing samgak paenti ten years ago," added Mr. Lee (who's pushing 50), with some supporting words about the importance of . . . chilled balls, once again.

A second Mr. Kim seemed rather concerned . . .

FRIENDS, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!

Your thoughts?

[kermo]

a) It's true that temperature affects virility. Sitting with a hot lap-top in your lap isn't exactly effective birth-control, but it sure won't help your troops' morale.

b) How come you can't say "b-r-e-a-s-t-s" on this site but you can say "testes"? Alas. We can say "ovaries" though, right? Yay! Ovariesovariesovaries.

[mole]

All this talk of erectile dysfunction..
BUNK..
I whack off more than any 15 year old. And I prefer Korean style briefs.

[Qinella]

Any thoughts? Yeah, I'm wondering whose sock you are. Damnit.. I hate trying to figure that out. Axl Rose, maybe? Nah, too stupid. Gang ah jee? He hasn't been around for awhile. But no, this would be too much a gimmie. Hmm... just come out and say it, Mr. Chilled Balls.

[mole]

[Ya-ta Boy]

[Horangi Munshin]

[UMPhilthy]

Why can't you guys just take the op seriously.

I suggest that you use a dash of goldbond powder in the gold bottle ever few hours. You can purchase a travel size bottle and keep it with your travel pitstick.

Keeping the boys cool and dry will keep you ready to conceive at a moments notice. However, I do it for the tingle and refreshing feeling.

-P

[Gamecock]

ahhh goldbond...

as my college roomie said, "It's like a thousand little angels blowing on your balls..."

[Bibbitybop]

I open my fly and let mine hang out of the zipper while at my desk. It's usually not a problem unless: A) Other teachers think I'm playing with myself while I whip the boys out, or B) I forget to put them back in before I stand up. Only once have I made it to class before the students pointed them out. If they like to feel on hairy arms, just imagine what defensive stance I took when 12 of them darted for my testes.

[Demophobe]

[Bibbitybop]