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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: Eulogy to My Lost Lover |
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To My Boy-Toy:
You put the fun back in torture.
When I witnessed you cutting off the tongues of the Shiites in the southern marshes and gassing the Kurds, my heart melted.
After all, I'm just a simple country girl. What chance did I have?
It was then I knew I had to have you all to myself!
The world never knew your true talents. Prrrrrrr.
You were a snappy dresser, a great tap dancer, and a terrific kisser.
You truly were the Naz with God-given ass.
Safe journey, loverboy.
When you see Hitler, tell him toodles.
When you see Stalin, try to ignore him. The man has a pencil d%ck.
Farewell, darling. The World just won't be the same without you! |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:06 am Post subject: |
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| Man, I'm not like a root hugging hippie lover or nuttin' but he just bought it, dude. That's cold. He was a murderer and dispicable, but your words seem to just ring hollow. |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| Bush is responsible for more Iraqi deaths than Saddam was. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:43 am Post subject: |
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| Xerxes wrote: |
| He was a murderer and dispicable, but your words seem to just ring hollow. |
There's a reason they're called "Ditto Heads"
Anyway
1) Yay! He's dead!
2) Boo! Iraq was handed over to Iran just to get at him. |
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three-legged dog
Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:05 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| Xerxes wrote: |
| He was a murderer and dispicable, but your words seem to just ring hollow. |
There's a reason they're called "Ditto Heads"
Anyway
1) Yay! He's dead!
2) Boo! Iraq was handed over to Iran just to get at him. |
Iraq being taken over by Iran would be the best thing for the world. The sooner the better. |
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bluelake
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:52 am Post subject: |
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| three-legged dog wrote: |
Iraq being taken over by Iran would be the best thing for the world. The sooner the better. |
Read Tom Clancy's Executive Orders. It's a bit dated, but appropriate. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| three-legged dog wrote: |
| Iraq being taken over by Iran would be the best thing for the world. The sooner the better. |
Yeah, them Ayatollahs are real peaches... |
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three-legged dog
Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:41 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
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| Iraq being taken over by Iran would be the best thing for the world. The sooner the better. |
Yeah, them Ayatollahs are real peaches... |
There's more to it than that. I saw Syriana too, dude.
The fact is, Iran is the only long-lived national/cultural entity still extant in Southwest Asia. It also has a population that is quite eager to embrace secularism(remember the Mossadegh years?) they are just more concerned with other people leaving them the frick alone. Leave them alone and they will calm down, and then they will stabilize the whole region out of their own self-interest.
As for Israel...they made their bed. And there is only so much you can do.
P.S. Otis, have you also had "knowledge" of Ahmadinejad? |
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jaderedux
Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: Lurking outside Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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He was an evil man and may satan have a special place for him and George Bush. They wrought more destruction and killing upon Iraq than could be imagined by the civilized world.
Lest you think I am agains the soldiers I am not. They are patsies in a game played by sick, greedy politicians. Bring those men and women home before more die for NOTHING BUT MONEY AND OIL AND GEORGE BUSH'S EGO.
Jade |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| three-legged dog wrote: |
| It also has a population that is quite eager to embrace secularism |
If they were so eager, they wouldn't still be in the hands of religious wackos. The war did nothing but give more power and influence to those that shouldn't have it. |
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three-legged dog
Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
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| It also has a population that is quite eager to embrace secularism |
If they were so eager, they wouldn't still be in the hands of religious wackos. The war did nothing but give more power and influence to those that shouldn't have it. |
And who started that war? Who sent the people out of fear toward the religious authorities they, with reason, turn to when they feel threatened?
The recent elections already show them creeping back out from the ayatollahs shadows. Blame who deserves it: the Iraqis are far more wacked out than just about anybody in Iran.
Flat out: The Iranians are the most stable people in the Middle East. (Well, the Lebanese are OK too...) |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah, it's easy to have "stability" when you kill all local opposition, and pay desperate Palestinians to do your dying for you in Israel. |
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three-legged dog
Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| Yeah, it's easy to have "stability" when you kill all local opposition, and pay desperate Palestinians to do your dying for you in Israel. |
See, now you're just being silly.
If you want to take the path of polemic hyperbole, go for it. |
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MissSeoul
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Somewhere in America
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| Bibbitybop wrote: |
| Bush is responsible for more Iraqi deaths than Saddam was. |
True !
Bush is a war criminal. |
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