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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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 Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: I've Contracted the Bird Flu! |
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I went to Galveston, Texas, last night in the pouring rain.
I got soaked.
I now have the bird flu after an angry pelican defecated on my head.
I'm dying, my friends.
I'll know you will miss me terribly.
But try to carry on. |
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Gamecock
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: |
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| There is a God! I'm a believer. |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:39 am Post subject: |
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| Gamecock wrote: |
| There is a God! I'm a believer. |
It won't be long now.
Cough. Sneeze. Cough.
Everything...going...black...
Is...that...you...Saddam?
My God!
You're really packing something special. Death agrees with you!
Ggggrrrrr! |
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