Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Dev]

[Nowhere Man]

If I were the OP, I'd post this in the proper forum.

[Dan The Chainsawman]

If I were bush I would move to Korea and start making really lame comics and pretend I have a girlfriend.

[otis]

[piscin]

"* There have been several documented cases of women giving birth to twins who had different fathers, including cases where the children were of different races. To do so, the mother had to have conceived both children in close proximity. Improve public behaviour."

That's a joke, right??????????

[twg]

[princess]

I'd step down from office before my time was up, before making an even bigger mess of the country and world, for that matter.

[Pak Yu Man]

Buy another election. Then sit on my ass for the next 4 years laughing at how retarded the average American voter was.

[ChopChaeJoe]

Just think about how many lives I've harmed, destroyed, or denied hope -- and how very, very few I've made better.

[swetepete]

If I was Bush, first things first: I'd get back on the old marching powder and booze. I was funner back in those days. Me and Wade Boggs, man, we had some times. Then I'd publically renounce Jebus, start worshiping the Dark One more openly, divorce Laura and Cheney both and then fuse them together into a wierd hermaph fleshy headed mutant which would become the official circus geek of the Beijing Olympics, pimp out the twins, and immolate Karl Rove, "just to see the look on his face."

They I'd change my name to "Bush Diddy" and start dating Marykate AND Ashley Olsen and do fun dance dance revolution videos with them. I'd give away Sacajawea dollars to winos and junkies. Then I'd shoot myself up Kurt Cobain style, let them eat cake, and join a professional Starcraft team here in Korea.

After that I'd put Martha Stewart's snide harridan mug on the Sacajawea dollar, put Trey Parker's face on Mt. Rushmore, get Rumsfeld to have hot manly bum-sex with Schwartzenegger on pay-per-view, die, resurrect myself, resurrect Saddam so we could go again, repeat, and then maybe learn to read. Actually...nah. #&$# reading. Then I'd make Korea legalize It, and privates too.

And for my next trick, I'd make Lindsay go sober, teach Paris to sing, exhume Princess Di, buy the world a coke, and cast a magic spell that made all Republicans even gayer. Then I'd eat a carrier pigeon, and start a hagwon called CIA. I don't know what that would stand for but it'd be very popular. Then, after repopularizing stream-of-consciousness, I'd teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, and go party down with MJ and his catamite horde at Neverland, one last time, before killing them all with a gold brick wrapped in organic strawbery fruit-leather.

Oh, wait, no, that's what I'd do if I was George Lucas. If I was Bush, I'd weep with shame and drink forty-two bottles of Nyquil. A day.

[Zoidberg]