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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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 Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: What Inspired one of my students to turd in the urinal? |
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Really I mean the thing is pretty obviously not the place to take a turd. The bathroom at our hogwan has two of those standing pissers and what do you know, in one of them yesterday was a floater.
A damn ripe smelling one also. I had to go upstairs to use another bathroom.
Why lord??? What prompts a kid to take a dump in a urinal? I mean I know why a 20 year old takes a dump in a swimming pool. Or why on jackass one of them walked into the store and loafed in a demo toilet.
But in a public bathroom... Man if there is some kiddie korean jackass site showing Mun jin and Min gi daring each other to drop a turd in the urinal I am gonna die laughing.
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Hotpants
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| You could turn this into an English lesson, which I'm sure the kids will love: Bathroom vocabulary; dos and donts of the washroom; the dunga song translated into English; 101 uses for a urinal... |
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Mea
Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| Better call in the Hardly Boys... I'm sure those young whippersnappers will get some raging clues. Is there a Stan in your class by any chance? |
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Cerebroden
Joined: 27 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:40 am Post subject: |
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| I'd blame the new guy with the shitty avatar. |
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boatofcar
Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Location: Sheffield, UK
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:50 am Post subject: |
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I've had this happen a few times teaching in the US. For some reason boys get a kick out of it. 
EDIT: Keep in mind this was at an elementary school. If you've got high school kids doing it, then  |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Mea wrote: |
| Better call in the Hardly Boys... I'm sure those young whippersnappers will get some raging clues. Is there a Stan in your class by any chance? |
yes, my dayglo donkey friend is quite right. for further reference, download the recent south park episode in which a boy poops in the urinal. all will be made clear to you. |
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Mea
Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Better call in the Hardly Boys... I'm sure those young whippersnappers will get some raging clues. Is there a Stan in your class by any chance? |
yes, my dayglo donkey friend is quite right. for further reference, download the recent south park episode in which a boy poops in the urinal. all will be made clear to you. |
Horse! My Lovely Horse if you have any idea what I'm talking about.  |
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polonius
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject: Phantom pooper |
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| My mom worked in a public school as a principal. She had this happen a number of times. They started calling the child the Phantom Pooper. It was eventually found out that the boy in question was a kindy student, and his only encounters with toilets were the seated ones. So when he came to school for the first time, he didn't bother looking to see what was behind the closed doors in the washrooms, and just used the urinals. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Sounds like you could get some screen time with a plot like the "phantom pooper vs. the Hardy boys". |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Mea wrote: |
| swetepete wrote: |
| Mea wrote: |
| Better call in the Hardly Boys... I'm sure those young whippersnappers will get some raging clues. Is there a Stan in your class by any chance? |
yes, my dayglo donkey friend is quite right. for further reference, download the recent south park episode in which a boy poops in the urinal. all will be made clear to you. |
Horse! My Lovely Horse if you have any idea what I'm talking about. |
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I forgot about the lovely lovely lovely horse (your lovely horse). I thought it looked kinda familiar...I've got that song in my head all day now I bet. Hooray! |
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swetepete
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Mashimaro
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Happened at the school I used to work at.. didn't surprise me as much as it should.. the kids seemed to do virtually whatever they want outside the classroom, hardly ever saw teachers trying to control them.. dropping one off in the urinal just seemed an extension of their generally feral behavior.. thank god I'm out of there |
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420bro
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: why they crap in the urinal |
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| Happened a while ago in my school. The bathroom has a small "sitdown" toilet for the girls and a standup urinal for the boys. One little boy took a crap in the urinal. My guess is that he knew one was for boys and one was for girls so he just did it in the boys one. |
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Kimchieluver
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I pooped in the urinal when I was 16 in high school. It was a great feeling. Talk of the school actually. Made me smile every time someone questioned "Who did it?". |
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Zoobot
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Just the title of this thread made my day. LOL |
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