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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... Reply with quote

this disturbing creation which we found in a motel in Icheon. the 'Love Chair' costs 10,000 KRW for an hour, 5,000 KRW for half an hour. it was also the only chair in the room. there was also a sign with 'suggestions'-- it gave 6 ideas for use.

i'm not sure how thoroughly the staff cleaned it, but i didn't even like touching the bedsheets after seeing it.

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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha! I read about that thing a while ago. It's fucking for lazy people.
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

great, now i know what to get the girlfriend's mom and pop for their anniversary.
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trinity24651



Joined: 05 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well!! Isn't that special!! Shocked
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Fat Sam



Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Location: Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've tried it. I got my nutsack caught between the seats and spent ten minutes writhing in agony on the floor. Sex and something mechanical that size -you've got to be careful.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Icheon


You were in Icheon and didn't say 'hello'?
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... Reply with quote

KWhitehead wrote:
Re: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... this disturbing creation


But you didn't touch it?


KWhitehead wrote:
i'm not sure how thoroughly the staff cleaned it, but i didn't even like touching the bedsheets after seeing it.


although - its seems that you sitting on the bedsheets - down in the bottom left-hand corner? or this that just your girlfriend with a hairy leg?

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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Re: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... Reply with quote

Yesterday wrote:
KWhitehead wrote:
Re: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... this disturbing creation


But you didn't touch it?


KWhitehead wrote:
i'm not sure how thoroughly the staff cleaned it, but i didn't even like touching the bedsheets after seeing it.


although - its seems that you sitting on the bedsheets - down in the bottom left-hand corner? or this that just your girlfriend with a hairy leg?


that would be the boyfriend. I, KWhitehead, am a charming young lady.
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

where is the video of people using this contraption? That I'd like to see. What exactly is the name of this contraption (in Korean) Also why not post a picture of the "suggestions" that were mentioned earlier in the thread.

no links to the video if it includes anyone from Dave's Cafe - definitely not interested in that.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:25 am    Post subject: Re: Every hotel, motel, and apartment should have... Reply with quote

Hideous. Thing looks like some kind of kid's penny ride -- cheap, nasty, plasticy. And what's with the ghastly colours? And get a load of that cheesy heart bolted to the side with ugly yellow plastic rivets.

KWhitehead wrote:
i'm not sure how thoroughly the staff cleaned it, but i didn't even like touching the bedsheets after seeing it.

All those seams and joints and crevices on that machine... They could never hope to get it clean _enough_. I've been in those yogwans & motels where I preferred to sleep not in, but ON the bed. Fully clothed. With my shoes on.
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
What exactly is the name of this contraption (in Korean) Also why not post a picture of the "suggestions" that were mentioned earlier in the thread.


i wasn't sure if the mods would allow it, but here goes:

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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
where is the video ...
no links to the video if it includes anyone from Dave's Cafe - definitely not interested in that.

Ask and ye shall receive... a really dumb video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RSfYBnfIA0&NR
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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, looks far too easy to get the boys caught in.
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Son Deureo!



Joined: 30 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperHero wrote:
where is the video of people using this contraption? That I'd like to see. What exactly is the name of this contraption (in Korean) Also why not post a picture of the "suggestions" that were mentioned earlier in the thread.

no links to the video if it includes anyone from Dave's Cafe - definitely not interested in that.


I'm not sure if I want to be quoted in your signature anymore if that chair's going to be in your avatar. People might start to talk.
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coolsage



Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And people think that Koreans are not inventive. Clearly there's a demand for this product here, which goes to prove that De Nile is not just a river in Egypt; it flows right through the Land of the Morning Clamor as well. So while hubby is getting his nads off elsewhere, the Ms. can achieve the orgasm that she doesn't obtain from him. Now that's love. Koreans are such a romantic people.
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