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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject: Welcome to America, Big Dave! |
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David, I'd like to be the first one to welcome you to America, you sexy boy. Just keep your freaking hands off my wife. She might like it a little too much.
I'm so happy you escaped the dampness of Britain and the bad food of Spain.
See you at the country club, my boy. Now go and give them hell. |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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I look like this, Big Dave:
Next time you see me, I'm expecting a free Martini.
By the way, soccer sucks the big one. |
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charliec
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, what a speciman.
And I'm not talking about you! |
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otis

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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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charliec wrote: |
Wow, what a speciman.
And I'm not talking about you! |
My favorite queen returns. |
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charliec
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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What do you know about football? |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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charliec wrote: |
What do you know about football? |
What do I know about football?
What do I know about football?
Not much.
I used to be a high school coach. Our team was actually ranked in the Top 10 or 20 in the United States.
No thanks to me. |
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charliec
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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otis wrote: |
charliec wrote: |
What do you know about football? |
What do I know about football?
What do I know about football?
Not much.
I used to be a high school coach. Our team was actually ranked in the Top 10 or 20 in the United States.
No thanks to me. |
I actually believe your blarney. |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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Question.
What do you do in Korea for fun?
Go knows, you aren't having sex.
Koreans aren't that big into the whole gay sex lifestyle. |
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Corky

Joined: 06 Jan 2004
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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My theory:
charliec is Otis' gay sock.
He is an expression of latent homosexuality. |
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charliec
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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Corky wrote: |
My theory:
charliec is Otis' gay sock.
He is an expression of latent homosexuality. |
You could be right, darling.
I'll never tell. |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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I'll keep our little secret forever, Charles.
Hey, send me another photo of yourself. |
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charliec
Joined: 13 Sep 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Are you smitten? |
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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charliec wrote: |
Are you smitten? |
Listen, if you had a vigina, I'd be the first one sniffing up your tree.
That's how charming I find you.
But I have a good idea for a post.
So give me the photo. |
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charliec
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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otis wrote: |
charliec wrote: |
Are you smitten? |
Listen, if you had a vigina, I'd be the first one sniffing up your tree.
That's how charming I find you.
But I have a good idea for a post.
So give me the photo. |
Very well.
But don't get me banned.
I can't help it if you happen to be a trouble maker.
Here's the photo:
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otis

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, Charlie.
I'll try not to get you banned. |
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