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Welcome to America, Big Dave!
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:34 pm    Post subject: Welcome to America, Big Dave! Reply with quote



David, I'd like to be the first one to welcome you to America, you sexy boy. Just keep your freaking hands off my wife. She might like it a little too much.

I'm so happy you escaped the dampness of Britain and the bad food of Spain.

See you at the country club, my boy. Now go and give them hell.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I look like this, Big Dave:



Next time you see me, I'm expecting a free Martini.

By the way, soccer sucks the big one.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, what a speciman.

And I'm not talking about you!
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charliec wrote:
Wow, what a speciman.

And I'm not talking about you!


My favorite queen returns.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you know about football?
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charliec wrote:
What do you know about football?


What do I know about football?

What do I know about football?

Not much.

I used to be a high school coach. Our team was actually ranked in the Top 10 or 20 in the United States.

No thanks to me.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

otis wrote:
charliec wrote:
What do you know about football?


What do I know about football?

What do I know about football?

Not much.

I used to be a high school coach. Our team was actually ranked in the Top 10 or 20 in the United States.

No thanks to me.


I actually believe your blarney.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Question.

What do you do in Korea for fun?

Go knows, you aren't having sex.

Koreans aren't that big into the whole gay sex lifestyle.
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Corky



Joined: 06 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My theory:
charliec is Otis' gay sock.

He is an expression of latent homosexuality.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corky wrote:
My theory:
charliec is Otis' gay sock.

He is an expression of latent homosexuality.


You could be right, darling.

I'll never tell.
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll keep our little secret forever, Charles.

Hey, send me another photo of yourself.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you smitten?
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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

charliec wrote:
Are you smitten?


Listen, if you had a vigina, I'd be the first one sniffing up your tree.

That's how charming I find you.

But I have a good idea for a post.

So give me the photo.
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charliec



Joined: 13 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

otis wrote:
charliec wrote:
Are you smitten?


Listen, if you had a vigina, I'd be the first one sniffing up your tree.

That's how charming I find you.

But I have a good idea for a post.

So give me the photo.


Very well.

But don't get me banned.

I can't help it if you happen to be a trouble maker.

Here's the photo:

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otis



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, Charlie.

I'll try not to get you banned.
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