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[twg]

Now, I don't want to say you're all evil, but I did some investigating and I decided that you're all evil, and thus, evil.

So why don't you all move to Evilsville instead of South Korea? And can you explain to me why your evil selves aren't evil. Don't you think your evil is kind of... well, evil?

Thinking this is is a series of loaded questions designed to arrive at my predetermined conclusion is evil as well.

Try not to be evil in your replies.

Thanks,

- Daddy Lovehandles

[sock]

I just want to mention, for the record, that I don't want to be lumped in with every other sub-average evil person here on Dave's.

I am an evil genius. That makes me more evil, and we all know that more is better, especially when it comes to being evil.

Thanks for your insightful and timely poll on this important topic.

PS I did move to Evilsville ... to the Sam-soevil-sung O'Evilsville Richpia Evil Villa in Ebil-gu, Gyunggiebil-do, Evil Republic of South Korea. Apart-uh 666.

[ED209]

I went to Elvisville by mistake.
Do you know how much it costs to move a shark pool with six of your favourite sharks?
Also the visa process for all my henchmen and their families, now that was one serious headache. Then there was my two female karate body guards, they get very temperamental, they don't like changing cities. Also does anyone have a power adapter for a 10Tera Watt death ray?
Then Mr Rogers my cat doesn't travel well and is still losing hair! His diamond collar was also a nightmare to take through customs. It ain't easy been evil.

If anyone would like to invest in a moonbase please pm me.

[Cerebroden]

Evilville kicked me out, they said I didn't play well with others. I am currently in the process of hatching a (evil) plan to take over evilville and move in my own strippers and henchman.

[JongnoGuru]

[sock]

Nearly unknown!?!?!?! Why, I've been around much longer than some of these newbie pos(t)ers. How can you not know me? I deliberately chose the username of sock because it was such a popular name being thrown around by so many of Dave's finest.

Just because I don't have 33 freaking PAGES of responses like a certain Ms. Trinity who is not even IN KOREA YET doesn't mean squat!!!

Ooh, my evil genius has been ruffled.

Also, to answer your original question, TWG was making a mockery of the idocy displayed on the socialism/communism thread started slightly before this one.

[JongnoGuru]

[ursus_rex]

At first, I thought you'd asked whether I was "Elvis" or "all Elvis". But I'm not Evil, so never mind.

[twg]

Thank you for your polite replies.

I'm waiting for the rest of the evil people to show up and support my loaded questions, but they seem to be too evil to do so. I think it's a bit of an evil snobbery that makes evil people claim evilness.

Except for that dude over there, who's just evil.

-Daddy Lovehandles

[mole]

I'm a victim of society, thus evil.

And a victim of boomspeed.com , thus eviller.
How can I retrieve my goofy mole?

[swetepete]

Cause it's better to rule in hell than suck in heaven!

[Maserial]

[Tarmangani]

I enjoy all seven of the deadly sins, and I've broken all but one of the ten commandments.

[twg]

To tell you the truth, I still don't know why evil dudes don't move to places like Mordor, or Mongo, or Mos Isley. I've heard a few valid reasons for moving to Korea but find it's strange that an evil dude would find everything they need in a staunchly anti-evil country like Korea.

And anyone who wasn't answering my questions in the way I wanted to is a witless, pathological liar with illusions of grandeur.

Thank you for your time.

- Daddy Lovehandles