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| What's the Best Hideous Revenge? |
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| Go 'Clockwork Orange' and tie them up and wire their eyes open and make them watch "Battlefield Earth" TWICE while listening to an endless loop of the Seoul cripple-lifter song! |
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| Slash their tires, beat them up, and other boring stuff. |
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| Other! (please specify, I'm really at a loss here.) |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: Revenge Quest: What's Best? |
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Hi! I'm about to embark on a Hideous Revenge Quest. I'm up until now pretty inexperienced with this sort of thing, having previously been a really nice person. Well, those days are done! I was hoping you villains might give me some pointers.
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Revenge is a situation specific sort of project, I find. I'm afraid I'll need more before advising a course of action... and not just because I'm nosy. |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| Kipper sewed into the curtain, if they have one. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Hooker flyers with their number on them.
Yeah, what is the situation? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: |
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We need more information. If they're in Korea, you can just give their address to the police and say a drug dealer lives there.
Another brutal one I heard of once was when a friend of mine had to get tested for syphilis. No idea if he had it or not (really don't want to know), but as a practical joke, when they asked him for a list of sex partners who could have contracted the disease through him, he put one of his friends on the list as a prank. The guy was called and said an anonymous sex partner in his past had been tested for syphilis and he needed to come in for a test. He got an incredibly painful shot, and only afterwards found out it was a prank.
In order to get this one done, you might need syphilis. |
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Demonicat
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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1.A tuna can. If you have access to their home (ex-lover), or can get access (anyone with a window)- slip an open can of tuna into a hidden, hard to reach spot. Wait a few weeks.
2. Porn bomb. Find a link to a URL that has hundred of graphic porn pop ups. Send it to them with an email attached- CRUCIAL VISA INFORMATION, this is best if they check at work |
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stumptown
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
We need more information. If they're in Korea, you can just give their address to the police and say a drug dealer lives there.
Another brutal one I heard of once was when a friend of mine had to get tested for syphilis. No idea if he had it or not (really don't want to know), but as a practical joke, when they asked him for a list of sex partners who could have contracted the disease through him, he put one of his friends on the list as a prank. The guy was called and said an anonymous sex partner in his past had been tested for syphilis and he needed to come in for a test. He got an incredibly painful shot, and only afterwards found out it was a prank.
In order to get this one done, you might need syphilis. |
Damn, you are quickly becoming my favorite poster. By the way, did you wander into Gecko's for a short bit last Sunday? I thought I saw someone who looked like you but I wasn't about to let out with "Hey, Racetraitor, what's up?" |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately I can't yet reveal much about why I am so very interested in revenge right now. All I can tell you is..."corrupt and malicious government officials," and I can't even tell you what country. You might be able to guess though. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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| swetepete wrote: |
| Unfortunately I can't yet reveal much about why I am so very interested in revenge right now. All I can tell you is..."corrupt and malicious government officials," and I can't even tell you what country. You might be able to guess though. |
I'm such a good sleuth.
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=74946 |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:20 am Post subject: |
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| If it's a man, especially if he lives with a woman, mail him a postcard with just "I'm late! Call me! We need to figure out what to do!" on it. Just sign it with a single letter like "J". |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:30 am Post subject: |
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| Be careful! Revenge requires a lot of wasted energy and it can backfire! |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:45 am Post subject: |
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Find out who the oficial is, then find out who is boss/director is.
Send a thank you note to the guys boss saying something like
"Thanks for the help getting me an E-2 Visa. See you Wednesday...I'll have the money."
That dude will be fired. Or do what I've never had the balls to do. Send the guy drugs in the mail. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| stumptown wrote: |
Damn, you are quickly becoming my favorite poster. By the way, did you wander into Gecko's for a short bit last Sunday? I thought I saw someone who looked like you but I wasn't about to let out with "Hey, Racetraitor, what's up?" |
No, that must not have been me. I haven't been to Itaewon in at least a month.
Here's another one I just remembered: sign your target up for free newsletters and stuff. There are all sorts of places online and depending on the country this may or may not work. Sign their name "The postman is a knob" or some such insult to the postman, so whenever he delivers the flyer, he'll get a little more pissed. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| swetepete wrote: |
| Unfortunately I can't yet reveal much about why I am so very interested in revenge right now. All I can tell you is..."corrupt and malicious government officials," and I can't even tell you what country. You might be able to guess though. |
I'm such a good sleuth.
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=74946 |
No, no, no, no, no, that's not it, no, that's not it at all, no. NO.
I just KNOW the Immie guys are reading this right now.
no really, it's all my plan to get back at some, uh, NIGERIAN government officials. Or Russians. Yeah. No! Burmese. |
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