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[ChopChaeJoe]

I was runner up for class clown of my high school class.

But the guy who won got his -- drove drunk and wrapped his ar around a telephone pole less than a year later. his parents elected to pull the plug on his braindead self.

Not too funny. I liked him.


I also hacked into a computer in 1984 when I was 9 years old. It wasn't so hard back then.


When i was i first grade i finally stood up to a group of three third graders who bullied me every day on the school yard. I beat them all up and got spanked by the assistant prinicipal with a newspaper for my bravery.

As ar as I know, I'm the first person to use the word benter -- comparative of bent.

[Benicio]

Addendum-

Knew a girl who was shot and killed in our high school parking lot. She and another girl were screwing the same guy and got into a fight over it. The other girl went to her car and pulled a gun. Killed this girl over some douchebag who was treating both of them like crap.

Also, before I went there, a girl was beaten to death by this dude behind the school. The girl's younger brother would eventually become a friend of mine. Anyway, they found bloody clothes at the dude's house, but he got away with it because the search warrant was screwed up and didn't cover the place they were searching. This deeply scarred my friend and his family! Well, the dude eventually ended up in prison years later on weapons charges. I hope he got raped a lot!

This other dude I knew was tripping on acid on the first day of senior year and got into a serious fist fight with the school officer. This was right in front of all these parents bringing in their little teenagers for their first day of high school. They were horrified! I thought it was hilarious!

I guess my high school was a magnet for trouble.

[mithridates]

I translated the Earth Cat (Chikyuu Neko) video into Interlingua for the romance-speaking masses:

http://www.bubbleply.com/player.aspx?pid=9dedbb46-271f-467c-a8bf-7a2393322add

Have been proposed to five times as a result, refused them all.

[Thunndarr]

Scored over a million points on the coin-op version of Raiden, twice.

[jajdude]

I won a spelling bee in grade 1. It was boys against girls. There were several girls left and I was the last boy standing. I was a hero for a few minutes after that. Since then it's all been downhill.

[The Chewbacca Defense]

I have saved three people's lives. One of them was my brother.

Nothing beats that feeling.

[skinhead]

I can blow my own horn. I fell out of bed going all red trying to give myself head. And I eventually prevailed.

[newintown]

this thread is AMAZING. i am pissing myself.
can't think of anything interesting/wild enough to report, so keep them coming babies!

[Benicio]

Okay, this one is dirty, so if you are sensitive, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!

Several years ago, there was a waygook bird that came to teach here. She got to know our group of friends and we all spent quite a few nights together. Well, one night it ended up with the 2 of us closing the bar down. We both decided we weren't done drinking, so we rounded up a few bottles from the store and headed to the beach for sunrise.
Sitting on the beach, we start making out, but suddenly my head starts spinning from all the alcohol and I felt like I was going to puke. I had to lay down to keep from spewing. She was pretty drunk, too, so didn't get weirded out.
Next, we're heading back to her place to do something. She starts in with the ground rules by stating that she doesn't give head. None, whatsoever! I'm not so constrained and have no problems with going downtown, so to speak. We climb into the sack and after some preliminaries, I make my way down to the holiest of holies, to quote Jules Winfield. Here's where the trouble starts.
As soon as I get down there to do some canyon yodeling, I suddenly feel nauseous again and can feel the vomit rising in my esophagus- There's no time to run to the bathroom. My mouth immediately fills up, but I'm holding it in with all my might. I must have looked liked Dizzy Gillespie with a mouth full of puke! Good thing the lights were off.
So in a second that seemed like 10 minutes, I had to decide to either spew on this girl's crotch or do my best to swallow the vomit.
Well, in order to save this girl and myself from some serious embarrassment, I swallowed.
I got it all down and then finished the job I was down there to do!
One of my finest moments! I did it like a real man!

The icing on the cake was that she insisted on kissing me afterward. If she only knew!

[i_teach_esl]

i bought this hat.

it turned out to be too small to hold all my hair.

i unraveled it a bit, and added onto it.
everything from the black down is all me.

bump esl, im going into fashion design.

[Dancing Bear]

When I was nine, I met Bob Denver (Gilligan's Island) and Lassie on the same day.

When I was twenty, I passed out and missed an entire "Talking Head's" concert.

I won 25$ in the lottery.

I wear Scooby Doo pajamas.

I once went to five different Walmarts in one day.

I once read an entire novel while sitting on the toilet.

I once ate at a Taco Bell in Arkansas.

D.B.

[Benicio]

Once, my best friend admitted to me that he whacked off to a very special episode of "Blossom". It was because he had a crush on her friend Six.
She did have some junk in the trunk!

[Horangi Munshin]

[Kimchi Cowboy]

I'm the man in FatSam's avatar.

[Benicio]