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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:05 am    Post subject: Damn Jethro Tull Reply with quote

I've just downloaded tons of this band's music and I have to admit (maybe I don't have the proper drugs) I cannot get what they are about. What the hell do all those babbling lyrics mean? And what's up with that friggin flute? I thought King Crimson was bad, but Locomotive Breath? What is this crap?
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, but check out the dude's flute stance; it's, like, so, medieval...it makes me wanna smear flowers and dung into my long greasy hippy hair and bop around Stonehenge with a magic flute stuck up my butt.

Aw, I'm getting all homesick now! DAMN YOU JETHRO TULL!!!!




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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have mad respect for Jethro Tull. Any rock band that can have a frontman playing the goddamned flute and still manage to be popular(ish), deserve all the success they may reap.

Long live Jethro Tull.
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

smoke some weed
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
yeah, but check out the dude's flute stance; it's, like, so, medieval...it makes me wanna smear flowers and dung into my long greasy hippy hair and bop around Stonehenge with a magic flute stuck up my butt.

Burn on you, Jethro Tull.

Like Lynard Skynard, Rod Steward, and Nazareth, Jethro Tull are one of those arguments against the 70s.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Jethros are an acquired taste. Give it some time. The lyrics are often not the strongest part of what they do, I agree; listen for the music which is often quite complex compared to the usual pop/rock fare.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
yeah, but check out the dude's flute stance; it's, like, so, medieval...it makes me wanna smear flowers and dung into my long greasy hippy hair and bop around Stonehenge with a magic flute stuck up my butt.

Aw, I'm getting all homesick now! DAMN YOU JETHRO TULL!!!!






Cheers, I just found my latest sig!
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woland wrote:
The Jethros are an acquired taste. Give it some time. The lyrics are often not the strongest part of what they do, I agree; listen for the music which is often quite complex compared to the usual pop/rock fare.


Yes, this is great advice. Give it some time. It will grow on you if you give it a chance. Complex music always takes a little more time to 'get' but once it's under your skin, you're hooked.

Their music has so many influences, blues, rock, jazz, folk, classical etc. It's a real musical smorgasboard. Yum!

Also, their lyrics can be quite interesting and entertaining. There's a strong streak of British humour running through their stuff.

Tull are one of my all time favourite bands. I've never got sick of listening to them.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My grandmother claims to have been a huge fan of their music, but she can't make heads or tails of the lyrics. Because they're obscure and caked with pseudo-intellectual psychobabble & hippy-generation counterculture claptrap? I asked. No, because they're all in English.

She did reveal some little-known facts about the early history of the band. Seems they weren't really a musical group at all, but originally a research team dedicated to inventing the seed-drill. One of the early prototypes of the seed-drill could be used as an instrument and came to be known as a flute. The research team then stopped farting around with farming and started playing Prog Rock. Who knew! Shocked

Before eventually sticking with Jethro Tull, the band were known by many names such as The Jethro Tull Experience, The Farmers, Tuul, Ultima T�ll, Amon T��l II and Sugababes. Specializing in playing the flute (and because compact discs wouldn't be invented for a long, long time yet) Jethro Tull became a unique live-experience.

Agriculturalists at heart, the band grew cannabis on a large scale and distributed it as "merchandise". This was their only way to make money and keep on touring. However, the band would not use any other illegal substances. Except for LSD.

The band was also highly influenced by the hilarious hayseed antics of the Jethro Bodine character on the U.S. television comedy, "The Beaver Lee Hillbillies," to whom they wrote a tribute called "Driving Song".

Their original line-up was as follows...

Jethro Tull: Vocals, Flute
Ian Anderson: Flute, Soprano Saxflute
Martin Purr�: Flute
Jonathan Noise: Drums.....naah, just kiddin': Flute
Andrew Sossity: Keyboard, Flute
Gerald Bostock: Flute, Brick
Karl Marx: Communism and Flute
Oscar Engels: Flute support
Ron Burgundy: Flute support
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond-Hammond-Hammond Weintraub: Samples of Flutes
Geoffery Mellotron-Mellotron: Synthesized Flute
Dee Palmer: Old Transvestite on Classical Flute

uh-huh.
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for that site, Guru. Quite amusing.

And you forgot to mention that I once made an appearance with them:

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The band is widely known across the world for their spetacular live-shows involving advanced pyro-technic, nudity, intercourse on stage, wild costumes, and free donuts. At a particular live-show in Alaska Jethro Tull himself was dressed as a boat, Martin Purr� as Big Bird, Ian Anderson as a man who was too old to rock'n roll, too young to die, Jonathan Noise as a steel monkey and Andrew the keyboardist as a woman. They then set the whole stage on fire while mimicing blowjobs with their flutes.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
Thanks for that site, Guru. Quite amusing.

I beg you not to read the "uncy" on Korea. Uncontrollable laughter may be unwiise in your present condition.

An excerpt or two:

Eventuarary, the Korea was divided into three kingdoms, Larry (래리; 來里), Moe (모; 毛; "tail"), and Goguma (고구마;高嶇馬 "sweet potato"). (The inhabitants of the ratter kingdom never forgave their rurers for not getting it together enough to name their kingdom "Curly"; see below.).

-- The average Korean's Blood Kimchee Content is 61%.
-- You are in the DisaMbiguation Zone (DMZ).
-- If you are a starving child in need of emproyment, go to South Corea. If you pass Go, collect $2.

-- When Easyjet started to offer direct frights from Luton Airport to Corea they rost three airpranes over Turkey untir they rearised that Corea is too far away from Luton to be reached with Airbus 306.

-- Corea is the reading exporter of kimchi!, an expression roughly equivarent to "Cheese"! (Coreans encourage you to make a peace sign whirst saying the word.)

-- In Corea onry old people use email


They also have sections on Korean Rangu-ege, Korean Lilijun, and Korean Mating Ritual (it involves Starcraft).
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread inspired me to listen to Tull for a couple of hours. I copied each link as I went.

One of my favourite love songs...ever: Wond'ring Aloud

And here are a few of the more accessible pieces for those who might like an introduction:


For fans of J S Bach, here's a jazzed up version of a piece he wrote for the flute: Bourree
(While you listen you can marvel at Anderson doing his trademark one-legged flute playing!)
And here is their rendition of one of Bach's violin concertos

For those who like a bit of Jazz, here they are with Fela Kuti

For those who like an Elizabethan influence Velvet Green
(complete with bawdy lyrics..."never a care...with your legs in the air...:")

For those more familiar with Led Zeppelin, here is there cover of a Led Zep number: Kashmir

And here is Anderson cavorting in a loin cloth. Shocked
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't the drummer have a sex-change operation and become "Maureen" or something?
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hanson wrote:
Didn't the drummer have a sex-change operation and become "Maureen" or something?

David became Dee (Palmer).

There is no "drummer", though. Consult the line-up I posted earlier. They all play the skin flute.
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Discography
Too bald to rock'n roll: Too hung to cry (1976)

Aqueduct (1971)

Thick as a *beep* (1972)

A passive play (1973)

Minstrel in the vocabulary (1978)

Pot Iceland (Live)(1979)

Wood from the Schlong (1977)

Heavy Horse, dude (1978)

Live - Busting Out (1978) (live)

AAAAAAAAA! (1980)

Broadband and the Beast (1982)

Cardiff Racing (1991)

Boots to Sanchez (1995)

Pot Come (1998)

The Son of Mr. Green Genes (2001)

Stop Laughing At Jethro Tull! (2002)

Kiss Miss Album (2003)

Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull"


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