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Manner of Speaking
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Big_Bird
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Well, it's got to be slightly better than this method:
| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
This is what you're talking about.
MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD OF BATHING A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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| Manner of Speaking wrote: |
I don't know whether this is sick or funny.
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It's sick....and funny. I'm in a library...and had to cover my face and clamp my mouth shut... |
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Manner of Speaking
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:39 am Post subject: |
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I'm laughing so hard I'm   !!!! |
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alffy
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:55 am Post subject: Re: I do my little turn on the catwash...on the catwash... |
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| Manner of Speaking wrote: |
| I don't know whether this is sick or funny. |
Yes, it is. |
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Manner of Speaking
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:57 am Post subject: |
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| Something similar happens when you put Junior in the handy-dandy EvolutionSpa. |
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alffy
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: |
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| Manner of Speaking wrote: |
| Something similar happens when you put Junior in the handy-dandy EvolutionSpa. |
Please don't pick on Junior, as I see him much like the poor kitten: defenseless, uninformed, and a victim of foolish, unwitting buffoons (i.e. Creationist dogmatic proponents). |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:25 am Post subject: |
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Futooomsh
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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just plain cruel IMO
Don't get me wrong - I used to have a cat, and I used to give him a bath - in the laundry sink...probably not as daunting as getting locked in a box with water being sprayed at you from all directions. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| the cat dessrved it just for being a cat |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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hilarious...
...and good, clean fun, too. |
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