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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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And there was the time my wife's aunt died. I was in charge of writing the obituary but when the paper replaced an "a" with a "c", problems and hilarity ensued. |
 Cor Blimey! |
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Benicio? Here on Planet Guru, that's even worse than what I did. I'd never be able to live that down. |
You must not get sex that often if this hasn't happened to you--eventually the stars will align. Although I have to say I've had more girls let farts rip accidentally during sex than I've farted during sex, as the positions the fairer sex get into during sex are more conducive towards that accidental occurence. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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You know how the word "gay" is sometimes used as a general derogative word for something one dislikes? I tried to break myself of the habit of saying that when I was in high school, but around college I started hanging out with a friend who said it allll the time, so it rubbed off on me.
It came back to bite me in the ass, as I knew it would, when I was hanging out with a friend and her lesbian sister. I was talking about another person whom I disliked, and said, "He is so freakin gay." Of course, they were both very interested in what I meant and why it sounded like I was saying it like it was a bad thing (the guy isn't actually gay).
P.S. What do you do when a chick farts in the sack? Do you keep going at it? I don't know if I would. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
P.S. What do you do when a chick farts in the sack? Do you keep going at it? I don't know if I would. |
You'll have to be a little more specific. What kind of fart?
Aaah, who'm I kidding. Keep going regradless for me. |
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
P.S. What do you do when a chick farts in the sack? Do you keep going at it? I don't know if I would. |
Stop for a moment to regroup, laugh, then continue. You can't pretend it didn't happen, that would be like what I imagine Mormons or Evangelicals would do. |
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ED209
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
P.S. What do you do when a chick farts in the sack? Do you keep going at it? I don't know if I would. |
Just smack her on the tosh and shout 'praise Jesus'.
Back on topic I'm always asking friends how their mum or dad is, only to hear the answer I knew but forgotten 'they died last....'
This is something I keep doing, but not during sex(I also avoid using names). |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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A few months ago, I remarked to a man that the child in his lap was very lucky to have such a good grandfather. He half-smiled. I realized later that it was his daughter.  I wish I'd had a chance to apologize. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
P.S. What do you do when a chick farts in the sack? Do you keep going at it? I don't know if I would. |
Fart back, and then trap her head under the duvet! |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| A few months ago, I remarked to a man that the child in his lap was very lucky to have such a good grandfather. He half-smiled. I realized later that it was his daughter. I wish I'd had a chance to apologize. |
This reminds me of what happened on You Think You Can Dance. The host is talking to the girl and comments on how it was nice of her father to come and support her, and then she mentions that it is actually her boyfriend. This is of course followed by a uncomfortable silence and they change scenes. It was great. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:49 am Post subject: |
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| Benicio? Here on Planet Guru, that's even worse than what I did. I'd never be able to live that down. |
You must not get sex that often if this hasn't happened to you--eventually the stars will align. |
Nah, I think it's just that I'm fortunate. Farting is one of the bodily functions I tend not to lose control over, ever, including such inopportune situations as during sex. Once had a flatmate who was the opposite and, come to think of it, almost proudly so. I belched a lot. Together we made for quite a charming night out with the girlies.
Can I honestly say it has never, ever happened during sex? Okay, I will assume it must have, to some barely noticeable extent. But given some posters going on about "ripping" "noisy ones", etc., then I am pleased to say that, no, nothing like THAT has never happened to me. By gawd.
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| Although I have to say I've had more girls let farts rip accidentally during sex than I've farted during sex, as the positions the fairer sex get into during sex are more conducive towards that accidental occurence. |
Yeah, it does happen. Compassion and decorum require the gentleman to not notice, not care, and most certainly not giggle. Sex on Planet Guru is no laughing matter (unless I'm tickling her). Not saying it's grim and forbidding, but farts & giggles are nowhere in the script. |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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| When I was in high school, my parents showed me a picture of some guy I didn't recognize. It was my brother, with his boot camp buzz cut. |
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