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If you were to choose "your on-screen name"
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lastat06513



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: If you were to choose "your on-screen name" Reply with quote

If you were to be in a porno, what would your "porn-name" be?
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i were a guy, it would totally be MaxPrime!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yur Mahm (hee hee hee)
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venus



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.

Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'

Cool
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khyber



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.
??

Dong Soon Lamartine? That sounds terrible.


I'd choose

Fabian Dikenbach
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kimchi story



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Holmes.

It's available, isn't it?
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Mashimaro



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walnut Tease
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Doogie



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still like George Costanza's (Seinfeld) choice.......Buck Naked Laughing Laughing
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tiger fancini



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will. N. Dowd
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We could make this more interesting and tie it in to the name game...

ie - last post was - Will. N. Dowd.

So we can take the first lette rof the last name to start the first name of the new name - ie

D*ck Harding.

Any takers...? Sorry for hijacking....
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i heard that a good rule is to take your current first and last names and switch around the beginnings.

shania twain --> twania shain
tom jones --> jom tones

somehow they do sound a bit more pornish.
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

venus wrote:
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.

Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'

Cool



Squirrel Nutkin Route 60 here. (rural girl with a pet squirrel that was abandoned by its mother)
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ilovebdt



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be Charlie Great Brooms Laughing

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swetepete



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't agree kwhitehead because that would make my porn name 'Sheet Pandell." Sounds like a cleaning product from the 1940's, AT BEST.

However, if I go with pet name and street name, I am the mighty "Spike Longacre." Much better--I'll go bold-face on that one for sure!
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faster



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dick Chainy
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