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faster



Joined: 03 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, it won't even let me write the U.S. Vice President's first name on here. I feel like I'm in Utard.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KWhitehead wrote:
i heard that a good rule is to take your current first and last names and switch around the beginnings.

shania twain --> twania shain
tom jones --> jom tones

somehow they do sound a bit more pornish.


Don Junbar. Maybe I could be in Indian porn?
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

faster wrote:
Wow, it won't even let me write the U.S. Vice President's first name on here. I feel like I'm in Utard.


what about D*ck Armey? remember that US politician? what a great name.

edit: a professor at uni was Richard Handler (good gay porn name?)
my stepmom's coworker was Richard Tassel (good ornamental name?)
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a girl who is a regular performer as a drag king in a gay bar back home, and her name is priceless. So I'd be her stage name... Ben Dover.
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Corporal



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corporal Punishment.
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey what's your name?

Ben Dover and you?

Phil Horny.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Almond Tease.
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Mashimaro



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Almond Tease.

my almond tease joke was subtler than yours, so there! Razz
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mashimaro wrote:
gang ah jee wrote:
Almond Tease.

my almond tease joke was subtler than yours, so there! Razz

Almond Tease is no joke, my friend.
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone finally got it....
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiger fancini wrote:
Will. N. Dowd


Hey, no fair. I happen to know your real porn star name, and that's not it.
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike Hunt Laughing
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huffdaddy



Joined: 25 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KWhitehead wrote:
i heard that a good rule is to take your current first and last names and switch around the beginnings.


Duff Haddy's the name. *beep* your brains out is my game.
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dutchy pink



Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

putchy dink, i mean
pudgy dink.

lunch anyone?
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Samantha



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm....if it's the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on then mine would be:

Kitty Dennis (I wasn't real creative at 3 Smile Kitty was the best I could do for a little orange tabby).
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