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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:51 am    Post subject: God I suck. Reply with quote

Ok I've been having a really crappy week..

1. I ran out of Alergy medicine and I can't find my stuff in Changwon, level 3 alergies suck especialy since I have 3 of them. = No sleep
2. My Autobike broke down.. Grumble...
3. Rain, cold, and a general pissy weather..
4. Broke. Don't Ask.

The suck part.

So because I got no motorcycle I have to ride the bus to school. Which only runs every 45 minutes. Grr.. I hate buses. Any who there is this cute teacher that likes me and lives in my neighbourhood. She shows up at the bus stop been told she fancies me. Now like a complete moron I respond with basic answers then act like a zombie until the bus comes.. We get on once more she tries to start a conversation with me and once more like a phuck nut I answer with basic answer and half twisted zombie smile. I go back to my zombie mode... 3rd try to talk to me once more I do the same idiotic act..

Seriously WTF is wrong with me... Sigh.. I give up I am not gone talk to any one. Just rant on Dave's.. *Hides in my cave*

So how was your week? Oh wait its only wednsday.. At least school is out.. phew..
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Count down the days until White Day and atone by getting her something nice. You don't suck-- a cute girl fancies you! Watch 'Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown' and let the chocolate do its work.
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/peanuts/links/14318
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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been told she fancies me


THAT is your problem. Anyone who says 'fancy' in that context is not going to respond in an appropriately masculine, macho, studly fashion. It just won't happen.

You've lost weight. You've been boxing. Now, work on your verbs. (Hint: You are an East European. If you want to conquer another ethnicity, copy the Brits. If you want to conquer a female, copy the Italians.)
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL.. The lack of sleep makes that very funny.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The lack of sleep makes that very funny.


After you have had some sleep, read it again. You'll see that it isn't funny and wasn't meant to be.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, you'll be fine! Sure, you sucked today, but at least you're not blaming other people for it, right? You'll be back on your feet in no time!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Open mouth. Talk. Not hard.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's an autobike?
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shifter2009



Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChopChaeJoe wrote:
What's an autobike?


I think I saw one in Mad Max.
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Hint: You are an East European. If you want to conquer another ethnicity, copy the Brits. If you want to conquer a female, copy the Italians.)

Explaination please. I'm probably not seeing the obvious as it's early and I'm tired, but not getting it...
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChopChaeJoe wrote:
What's an autobike?


Got use to saying autobike instead of motorbike cause Koreans have a hard time with motorbike.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you think you suck?
1) Found out my dad has a cancerous (though more than likely benign) cyst on his kidney.

2) I VERY likely will be getting deported but I won't know until my visa is almost finished...and even then, only if i'm lucky.

3) I've saved a fraction of what I should have.

4) My dog crapped and wizzed on the bed last night/just found out that, despite the weeks of not doing it, my dog will still crap and wizz on the bed given the opportunity and I have NO IDEA how to train it out of her/I feel like an inept dog owner

5) Beginning to realize i'd make a shitty father and I shouldn't even bother bringing a life into the world.

6) I decided to do a job that pays terribly.

7) I'm turning 30 in three weeks: This was, ever since I was in my early teens (14/15) i thought that this b'day was going to be the hardest.

The one blessing in disguise in my life is that, with 1-6 I don't have time to prim and pout about 7).


Sad
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superacidjax



Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrench wrote:
ChopChaeJoe wrote:
What's an autobike?


Got use to saying autobike instead of motorbike cause Koreans have a hard time with motorbike.


So then I think we shall crusade to tutor them on the word "Motorcycle." Motorbike sounds like a kids toy. But I suppose it's just a regional thing.

By the way, you don't suck. And think, the bus time is giving you a chance to work on your game with the girl.

Ask her out. (Leave the motorbike at home though!)
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Cerebroden



Joined: 27 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

get your priorities in order...
Fix the bike
Take the girl out for a ride (Outside of the city)
Bone the chick
Ride out to the bar and boats of your conquests.
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Don't "boats" about your proof-reading, "Cerebroden"... Smile )

Anyway, no one's always in their best form. Even great Hall of Famers go through slumps, and they only get hits about a third of the time...

I've also found it's a lot harder to save money in Korea than it was a few years ago...

[And I had to edit this dang post at least four times...]
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