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hubba bubba
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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 Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: Post your wildest conspiricy theory. |
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I'm bored. I could use some humerous reading. Post the wildest out there conspiricy theory linkls here. Video or webiste is fine. Even if you know they are totally wrong, i just wanna see the craziness.
I'll start. Everyone's seen loose Change, right?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=loose+change+recut |
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newintown
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| i watched it lastnite, and thought it was really interesting. i am a sucker for a good conspiracy. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: Re: Post your wildest conspiricy theory. |
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I hadn't. Just did.
DAMN... there's so much evidence, from the firefighters, to experts, to basic science, to witnesses that
(a) whatever hit the Pentagon it was not the passenger plane officially reported by the government!
(b) there were multiple explosions prior to the tower collapses
Those facts cannot be ignored or undermined. And they get the mind racing. Everything else, including the coincidences and puzzling info, on that video can be explained away or questioned, but those two facts remain.
Damn! |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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Axl Rose
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
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jhaelin
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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"capitalism"
5% get everything
95% get she-ite |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| And it dang well must have been aliens that killed Nicole and her boyfriend (if OJ didn't do it) just like cattle mutilations ... |
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On the other hand
Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:32 am Post subject: |
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Nuclear energy is a hoax. Japan surrendered in order to fend off an American invasion, and then went along with the Americans' atom bomb story, faked photographs and all, to deter any further Soviet advancement.
The Russians soon realized that nuclear bombs were fake, but figured that there was no point in trying to make this case to their citizenry, since the Americans had pretty much convinced the whole world of their own "nuclear" arsenal. So the Russians got into the bluffing game as well, though of course the Americans weren't fooled, nor were they ever meant to be.
So-called nuclear power plants are really just run-of-the-mill power stations, outfitted with those goofy water towers to make them look like something else. The point is to lend credibility to the claims about military nukes, which are the real centerpiece of the hoax. Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were really just attempts by citizens' groups to take control of the "reactors" in order to make the public aware of the hoax, which were violently suppressed by the governments. In order to secure a secret American aid package, Gorbachev agreed to acquiesce to fabricated media claims about major radiation damage and poisoning. These reports helped the Americans gain back a bit of the "face" they had lost after Three Mile Island.
Current international conflicts and negotiations supposedly about nuclear weapons are in reality about other issues which the governments would prefer the public not to know about.
Anyone you meet who claims to work with nuclear technology is lying through his teeth. The Manhattan Project did exist, but it was shut down after a few weeks of fruitless research. |
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jhaelin
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| On the other hand wrote: |
Current international conflicts and negotiations supposedly about nuclear weapons are in reality about other issues which the governments would prefer the public not to know about.
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in fact, these real international conflicts are related to the other incredible
cover up, of the supposed link between greenhouse gases and global
warming.although, the gases truly have increased since the dawn of the
industrial revolution and the temperatures have definitely been
increasing; the link is coincidental.
the true cause, if known, would shock the world and change its
conception of reality forever....
although, having failed in there bid to develop the a-bomb, the great
minds that were gathered for the manhatten project, continued their
cooperative research down an entirely different direction of quantum physics.
while the former failed project had sought to harness the power of the
atom, the new endeavor turned its focus to the power of the human
mind. after many setbacks and with the infusion of trillions of dollars, by
the 1960's a device was created that was capable of magnifying the creative capacity of thoughts.
in very little time, the scientist discovered that reality could be changed
by the device, simply through thought. early experiments tested for the
ability to change room temperature by thought alone. although, many
other experiments and countless physical properties of nature were
tested, it was quickly realized that temperature was one of the most malleable aspects of reality.
incidently, there have sprung up countless fields of research surrounding this close link between heat and mind...
as the cold war was raging and budget priorities were changing, the project was put on the back burner and all but forgotten by the pentagon.
eventually by the 1980's, a young, ambitious, and naive berkely phD
candiate in the "nuclear physics" department discovered somethng
remarkable and terrible. while examining the device, she discovered by
switching the polarity couplings that the machine can be changed from a
magnifier to a detector.thinking it a cool thesis project to measure mental
creative activity occurring around the world, she took her show on the road.
because the full extent of her discoveries would be too large to cover in
this brief review, we focus on the one result relevant to the global warming issue.
as noted there is a mind / heat link. what she clarified however, was that
it was related to sexual thoughts. more sepcifically, the repression of
sexual thoughts. any mental anguish related to stifling of sexual desires
or fantasies resulted in measureable heat increases relative to the intensity of repression.
it was inevitable that she began to consider what the consequences of
this would be if humans in-mass collectively had similar thoughts, or god forbid, similar anguished sexual repressions.
jumping some years brings us to president bush's speech on the "axis of
evil". little did the public know that the axis comprised not terrorist
threats but threats to the global climate. this was of course because the
three countries were found, by the now world famous berkely phD, to be
the three most sexually repressed populations on the planet (*ironically america was #4).
thus in the secret halls of the elite powers that rule the world, lie the true
undertsnading of what the war on terror is really about.
to save the planet, the populations of the axis of evil must be fugged,
fugged hard!
abu grab was just the beginning.... |
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On the other hand
Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue
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| Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:42 am Post subject: |
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jumping some years brings us to president bush's speech on the "axis of
evil". little did the public know that the axis comprised not terrorist
threats but threats to the global climate. this was of course because the
three countries were found, by the now world famous berkely phD, to be
the three most sexually repressed populations on the planet (*ironically america was #4).
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This helps us to understand the current situation in North Korea, as well as Larry Flynt's ongoing hostility toward the Bush administration.
The Agreed Framework negotiatied by Jimmy Carter in 1994 had nothing to do with "nuclear weapons", and everything to do with opening up the North Korean libido to western porn. And guess which fellow down-home Democrat Carter lined up as the sole supplier of porn to Pyongyang? Bingo, Larry Flynt.
So, things were going along swimmingly throughout the '90s. North Korea got porn, Larry Flynt made a lot of money, and the greenhouse gas emissions were decreased by an impressive margin. But things all changed with the election of Bush. GOP supporter Reverend Jerry Falwell was not at all pleased about his former courtroom nemesis Flynt making all that money off the American government, and started lobbying for the administration to give the contract to another pornographer.
Meanwhile, over in London, Tony Blair got wind of Falwell's attempt to oust Flynt, and saw this as an opportunity to help out Richard Desmond, the publisher of Asian Babes. as well as a Labour Party donor. Blair called Bush, and basically said that if the US wanted any British co-operation on foreign policy, Desmond would have to be made the new sole supplier of porn to North Korea. Having no particular affection for Flynt, Bush was happy to give Desmond the contract for supplying NK with porn.
So, Falwell gets the last laugh on Flynt, Blair pays off a major donor, the British porn industry gets a boost, and Bush gets British compliance in foreign policy. Sounds like a win/win situation all around, right? Not quite. It seems that Kim Jong Il and the Boys in Pyongyang had grown quite fond of Flynt's hardcore product during the years of the Agreed Framework, and were none too pleased upon seeing samples of Desmond's supposedly more softcore "top shelf" merchandise. No deal, they told Bush; either we stay with Flynt, or you can kiss good-bye to the Agreed Framework. Bush pleaded with both Falwell and Blair to compromise on their demands, but neither man was in any mood to listen, and Blair threatened to pull support for US foreign policy. When the first copies of Asian Babes and Posh Housewives arrived in North Korea, KJI phoned Bush and told him that the Agreed Framework was off.
Recently, a new agreement with the Norks was arrived at, the details of which remain a closely-guarded secret. Rumor has it though that North Korea has agreed to accept Desmond as the main supplier of porn, on the condition that Flynt's Leg World(KJI's personal favorite) was included in the mix. British unhappiness with the inclusion of American product may have contributed to the decision to withdraw troops from Iraq. |
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hubba bubba
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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some waygug-in
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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EFLtrainer
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stevemcgarrett
Joined: 24 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:28 am Post subject: |
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A conspiracy theory closer to home:
An EFL teacher comes to Korea and tries to impress upon others his grave concerns about the Warren Commission's cover-up of the JFK assassination. After years of futile effort, including countless threads that frayed within hours of posting, he receives a tip from an anonymous poster teaching Russian in Mongolia. This poster claims to be sending his post from a yurt on the steppes somewhere, although his exact location cannot be verified. The EFL teacher/online investigator is elated to the point of euphoria and arranges a rendezvous with the Mongolian poster in Bangkok, Thailand.
The private encounter, later documented in sordid detail on a blog by the Mongolian poster, turns out to be a huge disappointment for the EFL teacher from Korea. He is met at the Super Uterus bar by a katoey, who gets her/his thrills from meeting conspiracy advocates face to face. After a quick banana fruit drink, the EFL teacher from Korea departs, crestfallen and more cynical than even he thought was possible.
He goes to a watering hole and downs Singha beers one after the other, then wanders the back alleys of Bangkok for hours until he realizes that he might meet with a similar fate as Edgar Allan Poe. Not one who can stomach the thought of an obscure death, he returns by tuk-tuk to his hotel room and books an early flight home.
Upon his arrival he finds another posting, this time from Hanoi, in which the poster says he knows the identity of the second gunmen on the grassy knoll. They agree to meet halfway, in Taipei, and swap valuable information.... |
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regicide
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Location: United States
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| stevemcgarrett wrote: |
A conspiracy theory closer to home:
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The biggest Conspiracy Theory of them all would be that:
Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone , killed John Kennedy with two bullets that hit him in the temple, the neck, and the back and the back of the head. He also tested negative on his parafin test, so in court, it would have been stipulated that he did not fire a rifle that day and the charges would have been dropped. Other flimsy evidence includes a palm print on the rifle, attached post - mortem.
The fact of the matter is, anyone who believes what is called the "cover story" needs to have their head examined. You believe in magic bullets and turn around and criticise someone seeking the truth. You are a moron without a cause, McGarrett. Now, you have a been a good boy lately, why don't you crawl back into your hole. |
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