Korean Job Discussion Forums

[VanIslander]

Kermit vs. Charlie Brown



Miss Piggy vs. Lucy

Animal vs. Snoopy

Would Gonzo be able to take on Peppermint Patty? Surely Marcie would jump in and then would Super Gonzo.

Could Fozzie stand a chance against Pigpen?

Is there any way the Swiss Chef could be defeated by Woodstock?

[RACETRAITOR]

Wow, this thread is the best ever.
Kermit vs. Charlie Brown
I really think Kermit could take Charlie Brown down no problem.

Miss Piggy vs. Lucy

Tough one, but we have seen in the past that Miss Piggy's a wrecker.

Animal vs. Snoopy

This would be quite a battle, but I have to give it to Snoopy.

Would Gonzo be able to take on Peppermint Patty? Surely Marcie would jump in and then would Super Gonzo.

Peppermint Patty wouldn't need the backup to finish Gonzo.

Could Fozzie stand a chance against Pigpen?

Dude, Fozzie's a bear. He's a godless killing machine.

Is there any way the Swiss Chef could be defeated by Woodstock?

Possibly.

Here's a tough one: Miss Othmar vs Sweetums

[Demonicat]

See that's celebrity boxing, not a rumble. In a rumble, the outsiders-er, the muppets would kick ass royally because:
1. They would cheat, they were rock and roll muscians.
2. They have better leadership, c'mon Kermit led them around the world and against: Pirates, aliens, the wicked witch of the west, and new yorkers
3. Animal is a psychopath who EATS inanimate objects
4. Sweedish chef has a slingblade
5. Most importantly, they have that creepy french muppet with bombs. That dude seriously freaked me out as a kid.

When you look at all of this, the muppets could take on the crips, the hezzabolah, hell even haliburton. What could a kid going through chemo, a beagle, and 2 lesbians hope to do?

[Fresh Prince]

I had to go with the two critics on this one.

Animal vs Snoopy
Animal would be a huge asset to the muppet team but is likely to vear off on an uncontrollable tangent. He would do his fare share but Snoopy using his superior intellect would find away to take Animal out of the equation.

Kermit vs Charlie Brown
At first I thought Kermit would easily take this one but then considered all the pent up rage brewing in side Charlie Brown. All the football kicks gone wrong could have reaked havoc with Charlie's psyche. Once unleashed, Charlie could turn out to be the mvp for the Peanuts gang.

Miss Piggy vs Lucy
This is a tough one to call. It really depends on the outcome of Kermit vs Charlie Brown. If given the opportunity, Miss Piggy would come to Kermit's aid. Lucy would need to take out Miss Piggy quickly to avoid this. Lucy's loyalty is questionable though since she is equally likely to join the opposition for a chance at messing with Charlie Brown, thus giving the win to the muppets.

Whatever the outcome it's sure be the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational show possible.

[VanIslander]

[VanIslander]

It looks like the last men standing would be...

[VanIslander]

In a last minute surge, proving you can't keep a good porker down,



Last Pig Standing!

Champion

[kermo]

GGGGGRRAAARRHH!

[NAVFC]

Muppets would win. We have intel that Kermit the frog purchased some Pu-239 from their nanny who works at a Nuke plant and using crudely built devices, assembled a nuclear device composing of a animal talk wheel timer, a nuclear trigger built from childrens toys, a detonator made from a nite light casing and switch, americium from smoke detectors was used to make the outer shell, Gonzo used a electronic tooth brush and and a smoke detector to make a neutron gun, The science geeky guy did the physcis work and used all the muppets urine and fecal matter to create high explosives based on crystals of uric acid and methane. And such the muppet illicit nuclear weapons program was complete.