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SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout
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 Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:56 am Post subject: Is it time to get out of Korea? (quiz) |
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Is it time to get out of Korea? (quiz) - funniest damn quiz I've seen in ages.
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You are 79% ready to get out of Korea
You have them figured out. You know it is a 5,000 year-old shell game and there is no pea. You are already over the hump and can probably remain in Korea indefinitely without any permanent damage. (don't make fun of the ESL teachers too vociferously because they still buy in to it all) |
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Lizara
Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| That was hilarious. I got 77%, but I pretty much already know it's time for me to get out of Korea. |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| Not to nitpick, but it was too long, and why was there even an option to select gender as female if the 5th question was going to mention your Korean girlfriend? |
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Captain Corea
Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:17 am Post subject: |
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67%
Book your departure flight immediately, then keep yourself tanked up on soju until you can get out of the country. It is people like you who see through the curtain of mystic Asian crap and explode unexpectedly. They know they are full of crap and do not need you to point it out to them. Go on and get out before you hurt yourself. |
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thebum
Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: |
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hilarious
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You are 68% ready to get out of Korea
You have them figured out. You know it is a 5,000 year-old shell game and there is no pea. You are already over the hump and can probably remain in Korea indefinitely without any permanent damage. (don't make fun of the ESL teachers too vociferously because they still buy in to it all) |
don't wanna get out right now though  |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: |
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I'm 73% ready to go and still fingering my wad of Sejongs.  |
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formerflautist
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| 88% at four months left. That gives me 3% per month. |
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hubba bubba
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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You are 80% ready to get out of Korea
You have them figured out. You know it is a 5,000 year-old shell game and there is no pea. You are already over the hump and can probably remain in Korea indefinitely without any permanent damage. (don't make fun of the ESL teachers too vociferously because they still buy in to it all)
This results of thsi test are surprisingly accurate!!! |
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Fresh Prince
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Location: The glorious nation of Korea
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| Wow, I got 85%. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| Not to nitpick, but it was too long, and why was there even an option to select gender as female if the 5th question was going to mention your Korean girlfriend? |
Homophobe.
Damn thing was too long, though. |
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chris_J2
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| 67% with 2 months left. May as well finish the contract! |
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Samantha
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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this is sad since I've been here only a month this time  (hell I haven't even had a payday yet )
You are 88% ready to get out of Korea as long as you are exporting the maximum amount of hard currency back to your home bank account you are probably good for another 25 years. |
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leebumlik69
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: DiRectly above you. Pissing Down
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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You are 63% ready to get out of Korea
Book your departure flight immediately, then keep yourself tanked up on soju until you
can get out of the country. It is people like you who see through the curtain of mystic
Asian crap and explode unexpectedly. They know they are full of crap and do not need you
to point it out to them. Go on and get out before you hurt yourself.
FVCK - might be true.
Also, there's a little gear wheel in my mind that I can't help but admire that says I should always select the bottommost question which I did quite a few times. which gives these results:
You are 100% ready to get out of Korea
as long as you are exporting the maximum amount of hard currency back to your home bank
account you are probably good for another 25 years.
Scary too that just signed a new contract! |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: |
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It was pretty funny
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You are 92% ready to get out of Korea
as long as you are exporting the maximum amount of hard currency back to your home bank account you are probably good for another 25 years. |
Sounds about right. |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: |
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| You are 37% ready to get out of Korea |
But I only got to question 9 before I gave up and submitted my answers. |
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