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10 Commandments for Foreigners in Korea

 
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The Hammer



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m

PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:10 pm    Post subject: 10 Commandments for Foreigners in Korea Reply with quote

I found the 10 Commandments for Westerners doing in business in China at http://www.chinasolved.com/blog/?page_id=71. (Copied below)


In your opinion what are...

the 10 Commandments for Foreigners Living in Korea?
the 10 Commandments for Westerners Doing Business with Koreans?
the 10 Commandments for Koreans Doing Business with westerners?




10 Commandments for Westerners in China


Commandment #1


Know what you don�t know � (for many westerners, this is by far the most difficult challenge.). Any similarities between China and �back home� are purely accidental. This is a completely different culture. Do not be fooled by surface similarities or by local people who �seem to get it�. Sources of reliable information are your #1 asset.

Commandment #2


China is still a communist country - and there is absolutely zero chance of that changing any time soon.

Commandment #3


You have to show up to win. You must be physically present and put in the �face time�. There is no �autopilot� in Chinese business. If you feel that you are too busy to learn about China, then you are certainly too busy to be successful here.

Commandment #4

If things worked well here in China, then there would be significantly fewer opportunities for competent westerners. Try not to get too frustrated by the challenges you face.

Commandment #5


Time does not mean money here. Chinese business people do not believe in �opportunity cost�. Even simple negotiations can drag on for a long time. Avoid getting sucked into an endless cycle of meetings that don�t accomplish anything.

Commandment #6

Truth, honesty, good-will and long-term benefit are all culturally-specific concepts. Don�t expect your western standards to carry over here. Win-Win is not standard operating procedure here. Do not fool yourself that your long-term relationship with a local partner means anything.

Commandment #7


Don�t check your brains in at the border. You wouldn�t hand over your company�s money, intellectual property or trademarks to a virtual stranger in Sydney, London or San Francisco and expect to make a windfall. Don�t do it in China. The people that are offering to open doors for you are the same ones that can lock you out. Beware of people who peddle their �powerful friends and great connections�. They can use them to hurt you as well as help you.

Commandment #8

Due Diligence becomes more important when the language and systems are unclear, not less important. Don�t settle for the �least worst� deal or partner. Partners don�t get more honest and relationships don�t improve as the amount of money involved increases.

Commandment #9


China will still be here next year, and in 5 years. Don�t be pressured into signing a contract or making a deal because you are afraid of �missing the boat�. The boat has been here for 4,000+ years.

Commandment #10

Having a sense of humor helps. Having a Plan B helps even more.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Foreigner prayer

Quote:
What do you get for pretending the dangers not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
down well trodden corridors, into the valley of steel.
What a surprise! A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem. No, this is no bad dream.


The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want He makes me down to lie.
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets.
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
trough quiet reflection and great dedication,
master the art of karate,
lo, we shall rise up,
and then we'll make the buggers eyes water.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

never heard so much bull...
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Re: 10 Commandments for Foreigners in Korea Reply with quote

Quote:
Commandment #4

If things worked well here in China, then there would be significantly fewer opportunities for competent westerners. Try not to get too frustrated by the challenges you face.


Ha.

Quote:
Commandment #10

Having a sense of humor helps. Having a Plan B helps even more.


A good one for Korea as well.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are some for Korea.

1. Thou shalt not like Japan.

2. Thou shalt not question the ownership of Dokdo, which unquestionably always has and always will be Korean land.

3. Thou shalt not forget Korea's proud 5000 year history.

4. Thou shalt not make fun of Korea for not accomplishing anything in 5000 years.

5. Thou shalt not eat food with your fingers.

6. Thou shalt not blow your nose at the table.

7. Thou shalt not question your boss, even if he's robbing you blind.

8. Thou shalt not date Korean girls.

9. Thou shalt not forget the 2002 World Cup.

10. Thou shalt not comment about 2006 World Cup. EVER.
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Homer
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh boy....it keeps spinning in the mud doesn't it. Laughing
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Intrepid



Joined: 13 May 2004
Location: Yongin

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:18 am    Post subject: 2002, 2006 Reply with quote

I was here in Seoul for both of Korea's appearances in the World Cup and I never before noticed the silence about 2006--good observation.
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I'm Seoul Lost



Joined: 19 Jun 2006
Location: In the mountains of Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ilsanman, you forgot the four seasons and the health benefits of kimchi.
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NAVFC



Joined: 10 May 2006

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#8 no one can really stop you.. I have talked with plenty of Korean girls who they say actually PREFER foreign guys to ROK guys.
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rakuan



Joined: 30 Aug 2004
Location: Pohang, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ilsanman wrote:
Here are some for Korea.

4. Thou shalt not make fun of Korea for not accomplishing anything in 5000 years.



more like "Thou shalt not make fun of Korea for ANYTHING AT ALL...."

...just ask the B9....
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Passions



Joined: 31 May 2006

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ilsanman wrote:
Here are some for Korea.

1. Thou shalt not like Japan.

2. Thou shalt not question the ownership of Dokdo, which unquestionably always has and always will be Korean land.

3. Thou shalt not forget Korea's proud 5000 year history.

4. Thou shalt not make fun of Korea for not accomplishing anything in 5000 years.

5. Thou shalt not eat food with your fingers.

6. Thou shalt not blow your nose at the table.

7. Thou shalt not question your boss, even if he's robbing you blind.

8. Thou shalt not date Korean girls.

9. Thou shalt not forget the 2002 World Cup.

10. Thou shalt not comment about 2006 World Cup. EVER.


Laughing pretty good list.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well these two lists show off the differences between China expats and Korean expats.
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Jeaves



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Oregon, USA

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: 2002, 2006 Reply with quote

Intrepid wrote:
I was here in Seoul for both of Korea's appearances in the World Cup and I never before noticed the silence about 2006--good observation.


They actually have been to 6 straight World Cups since 1986, and once more way back in 1954 (so 7 total). However, before 2002 they had never won a match in the tournament. They actually played pretty well in this last Cup, with the 0-2 loss to the Swiss keeping them out of the second round.

I know there was a good deal of controversy in the Swiss loss, but I guess you could call it karma when you look back at the S.K. wins against Italy and Spain in 2002.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... amusing to see what these rats can come up with...
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timhorton



Joined: 07 Dec 2005

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: 1 commandment Reply with quote

Thou shalt have and keep an open mind
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