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Your grandma's kimchi is sooooooo bad!

 
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:34 pm    Post subject: Your grandma's kimchi is sooooooo bad! Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchi is so bad that when you eat it you instantly puke and you have the startings of another batch.
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchi is so bad that you start thinking that that aint red pepper sauce and it suddenly clues in why she has a "That Time of the Month Book Club" during kimjang.

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gang ah jee



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah? Well yo grandma so fat they have to measure her in pyeong.
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Oh yeah? Well yo grandma so fat they have to measure her in pyeong.


What's that got to do with you're grandma's kimchi?

Yo grandma's so fat, her belt size is equator.
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gang ah jee



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
What's that got to do with you're grandma's kimchi?

Yo grandma's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Oh no you didn't. Your grandma so ugly the Japanese made her 불안부.*

*discomfort woman
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swetepete



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchee is soooo bad...she sells it to Kim Jong Il for him to make his crappy little nukes with.
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gang ah jee



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
Your grandma's kimchee is soooo bad...she sells it to Kim Jong Il for him to make his crappy little nukes with.

Hell yeah! yingwenlaoshi's grandma kimchee so bad not even North Koreans will eat it.
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khyber



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandmother's kimchi is so bad it tastes like sandwhich.
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jinju



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchi is so bad I prefer another kind, even the mass produced kind sold in sealed containers at the supermarket
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swetepete



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchee is so bad, if you try to eat it, it eats YOU.
Your grandma's kimchee is so bad, the CIA planted some in Iraq to justify the invasion, along with some of her famous yellow cake.
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spliff



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchee is so bad, it tastes better after it's come out.. Shocked
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flakfizer



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchee is so bad, is causes all the bad things that good kimchee supposedly cures.
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ED209



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchee is so bad, I had to take my cock out of her mouth and I still can't get rid of the smell
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your grandma's kimchi is so bad that when after you finger her with one hand and eat kimchi with the other, I can't tell which hand you did with what when I do a smell test after you're finished.
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