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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: The "change your persona" thread |
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Like, be the change, man.
The only rule is that you have to break your idea of yourself. Be goofy, stupid, stuffy or whatever. Just don't be rude--except ironically.
Have you the courage?
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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MEOW! I'm a kitty.  |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:49 am Post subject: |
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Well it's a holiday and I'm so bored out of my mind I might actually do this. My wife is off somewhere, probably making kimchi. It's nice outside, one of Korea's four distinct seasons I'm sure, but I don't want to go outside just to get stared at by racist ajosshis who are urinating in the street. Imagine, 5000 years of history and there's nothing to do but sit at home and wait for your electric fan to kill you in your sleep. I was thinking about going to Japan but I know my boss would be mad because he hates Japan. He's all crazy about Dokdo and the Sea of Japan. No wonder prostitution is so common here--all men cheat on their wives, who have been cut up by their plastic surgeons more than the Thanksgiving turkey. The sexism and nationalism disgusts me so much I'd go to the police, but I know they'd do nothing because they're all girly men. The government really should do something about it but they're too communist to care. Everyone's just willing to sit back, eat dog, and enjoy some of the worst pop music in the world. Someone should tell the US army they shouldn't have stopped at those two schoolgirls. The way people in this country drive, christ. |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:54 am Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Well it's a holiday and I'm so bored out of my mind I might actually do this. My wife is off somewhere, probably making kimchi. It's nice outside, one of Korea's four distinct seasons I'm sure, but I don't want to go outside just to get stared at by racist ajosshis who are urinating in the street. Imagine, 5000 years of history and there's nothing to do but sit at home and wait for your electric fan to kill you in your sleep. I was thinking about going to Japan but I know my boss would be mad because he hates Japan. He's all crazy about Dokdo and the Sea of Japan. No wonder prostitution is so common here--all men cheat on their wives, who have been cut up by their plastic surgeons more than the Thanksgiving turkey. The sexism and nationalism disgusts me so much I'd go to the police, but I know they'd do nothing because they're all girly men. The government really should do something about it but they're too communist to care. Everyone's just willing to sit back, eat dog, and enjoy some of the worst pop music in the world. Someone should tell the US army they shouldn't have stopped at those two schoolgirls. The way people in this country drive, christ. |
I agree. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:22 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, deleted. It was a shot a changing my persona from decent to jerk, but I haven't felt good about it since I typed.
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:23 am Post subject: |
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ummm, how was that?
aww, shoot, just saw the don't be rude....check your pm box OP. |
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Rteacher

Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:38 am Post subject: |
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DON'T CHANT THE MAHA-MANTRA ! ... -
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Demonicat

Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:10 am Post subject: |
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gosh darn it, I just wish I knew something to say. I have no comments, questions, or silly billy jokes...Jee willickers, just another lovely day in the land of sunshine, puppy dogs, and rainbows. Hmm, I think I may go out to Mosque on Friday, Synagogue on Saturday, and Church on Sunday- I love religion, and really want to meet a nice Korean girl to settle down and have 3.4 lovely adorable kids that I will raise to be just...like...me |
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tiger fancini

Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Testicles for Eyes
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:03 am Post subject: |
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Kimchi is disgusting.
Soju drinkers are retards.
If 'Team America' actually existed, the world would be a much better place. |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:31 am Post subject: |
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RACETRAITOR wrote: |
Well it's a holiday and I'm so bored out of my mind I might actually do this. My wife is off somewhere, probably making kimchi. It's nice outside, one of Korea's four distinct seasons I'm sure, but I don't want to go outside just to get stared at by racist ajosshis who are urinating in the street. Imagine, 5000 years of history and there's nothing to do but sit at home and wait for your electric fan to kill you in your sleep. I was thinking about going to Japan but I know my boss would be mad because he hates Japan. He's all crazy about Dokdo and the Sea of Japan. No wonder prostitution is so common here--all men cheat on their wives, who have been cut up by their plastic surgeons more than the Thanksgiving turkey. The sexism and nationalism disgusts me so much I'd go to the police, but I know they'd do nothing because they're all girly men. The government really should do something about it but they're too communist to care. Everyone's just willing to sit back, eat dog, and enjoy some of the worst pop music in the world. Someone should tell the US army they shouldn't have stopped at those two schoolgirls. The way people in this country drive, christ. |
Tell me about your mother. |
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Corporal

Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:46 am Post subject: |
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poet13 wrote: |
It was a shot a changing my persona from decent to jerk |
I should probably try that, only the other way round...  |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:55 am Post subject: |
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Rteacher wrote: |
DON'T CHANT THE MAHA-MANTRA ! ... -
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Yeah, the maha-mantra is for communists anyway. It is against God's word, and responsible for obesity is children age 6-13.
Take Jesus into your heart, and all will be forgiven. |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:09 am Post subject: |
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SuperFly wrote: |
MEOW! I'm a kitty.  |
Did you shave this morning? |
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Silly dog! Cats don't shave!  |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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SuperFly wrote: |
Silly dog! Cats don't shave!  |
So, you're a hairy. . .ahem. . .feline?
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Probably about as funny as a fart in a diver's helmet!)
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