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If you could be the boss of your own crime family.....

 
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:49 pm    Post subject: If you could be the boss of your own crime family..... Reply with quote

If you could be the boss of your own crime syndicate; what would be your racket?
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hubba bubba



Joined: 24 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illegal English lessons, baby!!!

I'd smuggle undegreed Canadians in cargo containers, and make them work in small hot classrooms for pennies a day. All the time, I'd be raking in the bigtime won!!! If they tried to escape, I'd tell them immigration will lock them up and set their cells on fire.

Haha, yeah...that would be the life.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd start a casino and use strongarm tactics on politicians to pass favourable legislation in order to improve my casino.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd make movies, like Kim Jong-Il. All the movies would be about how cool my gang is and how lame all the other gangs are.
I like being surrounded by boot-lick sycophants and pretty young actresses.
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Private security firm.
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imported goods. I'd double the price of imported beer and foods.
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Kim Jong Jordan



Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Location: The Internet

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Grambino Dime Family - we'd sell weed
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Engineering and security company. Score a few defense contracts and flood Iraq with security guys at 3500 per head, per day. Pay them 200. Import sand to Iraq for use in cement/concrete at 25,000 a ton. Only works though if you sub through Haliburton...
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

esl cafe
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hagwon as a front for an educational facility....
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Porn. We wouldn't kill anyone; our loser clients would just whack themselves.
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