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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: If you could be the boss of your own crime family..... |
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If you could be the boss of your own crime syndicate; what would be your racket? |
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hubba bubba
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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Illegal English lessons, baby!!!
I'd smuggle undegreed Canadians in cargo containers, and make them work in small hot classrooms for pennies a day. All the time, I'd be raking in the bigtime won!!! If they tried to escape, I'd tell them immigration will lock them up and set their cells on fire.
Haha, yeah...that would be the life. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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I'd start a casino and use strongarm tactics on politicians to pass favourable legislation in order to improve my casino. |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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I'd make movies, like Kim Jong-Il. All the movies would be about how cool my gang is and how lame all the other gangs are.
I like being surrounded by boot-lick sycophants and pretty young actresses. |
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Wrench
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Private security firm. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Imported goods. I'd double the price of imported beer and foods. |
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Kim Jong Jordan

Joined: 13 Mar 2004 Location: The Internet
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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The Grambino Dime Family - we'd sell weed |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:25 am Post subject: |
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Engineering and security company. Score a few defense contracts and flood Iraq with security guys at 3500 per head, per day. Pay them 200. Import sand to Iraq for use in cement/concrete at 25,000 a ton. Only works though if you sub through Haliburton... |
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Bondrock

Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Location: ^_^
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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esl cafe |
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Demophobe

Joined: 17 May 2004
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:49 am Post subject: |
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A hagwon as a front for an educational facility.... |
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Leslie Cheswyck

Joined: 31 May 2003 Location: University of Western Chile
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:05 am Post subject: |
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Porn. We wouldn't kill anyone; our loser clients would just whack themselves. |
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