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[kinghendrick]

1. Avril Lavigne
2. Naomi Campbell
3. That guy from "dude its a dell" commercials

[hellofaniceguy]

[poet13]

"I can just imagine..... the U.S. Secret Service....looking at this list with Bushs' name and getting involved!"

Yup. Secret Service is required to investigate any threat (though maybe only by it's own citizens?), even just idle drunk talk. "So and so's a jerk....if I had a gun...." Least it as that way when I lived in Washington DC.

So, my three.

Bin Laden....but only if I could keep the head. (I think there's some major dosh for turning him in, alive or dead.)
Step father. No reward, just an altruistic act.
Dunno, the third one is hard.
Anne Coulter maybe just cause she's so gawdamn annoying. (guess that falls under altruistic also...)

[the_beaver]

Kim Jongil
Osama Bin Laden

I'm tempted to put Bush as number 3, but he's not evil, only really stupid, so. . .

Hmmm. Don't know who's my number 3.

[chris_J2]

1 Lucifer
2 Satan
3 Bezelbub

Alternate list:

1 GWB
2 Ivan Milat / Martin Bryant (Aus. serial killers)
3 Osama Bin Laden

[Bondrock]

joe grogan
pat sajak
and joe grogan

cause that guy is so annoying his corpse also needs to be killed

[chris_J2]

the_beaver: How about D!ck Cheney?

[Young FRANKenstein]

1. Tokyo Governor Ishikawa
2. my boss at my previous uni, the little Nazi (in the closet, too)
3. Karla Homolka

(Dubya is pointless now... you would have to nail him 7-8 years ago)


My alternative list:
1. Paris Hilton
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Michael Jackson

[Dan The Chainsawman]

Not sure... Who is paying me to do the hits? I mean the traditional definition of a hitman seems to be a person paid to selectively target and kill another person.

If it is for free... Meh.. prolly wouldn't bother.


If I'm getting a fair going rate then:

Jake

Nathan

Mike

3 kids in my first hour kindie class!

[Dev]

1. Rumsfeld because he ochestrated this war and has blocked Aspertame from being banned (as the Surgeon General recommended). He has significant shares in the company that has the patent on it.

2. GW before he does any more damage to America & the world.

3. Brothel owners in India, Africa and other countries who kidnap kids and force them into prostitution.

[uberscheisse]

1. Cheney
2. Rumsfeld
3. Peter Cetera

[VanIslander]

some 9/11 conspiracy theorists think Rudy Giuliani was in on the cover up

so it's not hard to think he's expected to win the next rigged election

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the next guy to butcher one of the few remaining gorillas in Africa could meet a grisly end and Argentina wouldn't cry for him

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O.J. Simpson has something coming to him, doesn't he?

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But instead of a hitman,... a torturer.... but I'd rather they get a public trial guilty verdict and a cold, hard cell

so I'd rather be a superduper P.I. to uncover the damning evidence (tah-dah!)

[poet13]

"3. Brothel owners in India, Africa and other countries who kidnap kids and force them into prostitution."

Can I trade MY 2 and 3 in for what's behind HIS door number 3?

[blaseblasphemener]

Anne Coulter. she is so desperate for acceptance. She strikes me as the girl who just never fit it, so she got real bitter and found her "niche" in that.

Dick Cheney. No explanation necessary.

The head of the NRA. What a transparent group of worms out to make a buck at the cost of innocent lives.

Man, this list could just go on and on.

[plokiju]

Vice Director at my old hagwon
Paris Hilton
Jerry Falwell or any number of other evangelists

Pretty unoriginal but since someone's already said 2 of them I will add:
Kid Rock and Martin Lawrence

There are others but heads of government, corporations, and lobbies would all just be replaced and there are too many right-wing pundits.