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[krats1976]

A friend sent this just a minute ago. I'm sure it's gone around, but in case you haven't gotten this particular forward, it's good for a few chuckles:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.



2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."



3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.



4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."



6 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
this taste funny to you?"



7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."



8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy
says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.



9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.



10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.



11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.



12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I
know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"



13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.



14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.



15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the
other and says "Dam!"



16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a
fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can't have your kayak and heat it too.



17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he
said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."



18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of
them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Year's later; Juan sends a
picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she
tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her
husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
Ahmal."



19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the
time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also
ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.



20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
puns to different people, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would
make them laugh.



No pun in ten did.

[happygirl]

You ROCK!!! Thank you sooo much for just making my day

What do you call a Japanese that has been run over by a steamroller?

A Crushed Asian

[Pak Yu Man]

The best thing is, you can use some of those in class.

[Ya-ta Boy]

Who played Thing on the Addams Family?
















Just some stage hand.

[crsandus]

Thanks for laughs