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BEING PIMPofKOREA: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE QUIP?
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kimchi story



Joined: 23 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
kimchi story wrote:
Well we're only humping your leg coz we love ya man.


I don't know whether to laugh or cry man.


fair 'nuff - I busted a gut when you dropped that leg humping line.

I'm over it now - back to the Gord Downie lines...
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimchi story wrote:
I agree that something smells like the sock drawer around here...

You've only sniffed it just now?
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goddamn....go away for a day and I got a freakin' thread about me.....what the christ is this world coming to.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
seven years? since when? i thought he showed up a few months ago. i liked him in the beginning but now he's getting a bit sad.


I'm sorry that I suck now guy... To get you to come around to being on speaking terms with me again...I'll create an online newspaper that pokes fun at all things Korean too...that should get us in bed again...I'll call it "The BallBag"
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
Not sure whether he's been posting for 7 years. Just assumed that, so a bit reckless on part.

So what's your favorite quote? (You might need to contextualize it)

blynch:

Don't be such a grinch: lighten up. The tragic liberal mindset is so off-putting. "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...nobody seems to care."


Ahhh...steve...Don't worry about my little buddy there BLynch. He's been upset lately because he came to grips knowing that for all his intellectual feats that he showcases on Dave's...he's only making 1.9 a month. I'd probably off myself in that situation..he's a bigger man than I.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
i think stevemcgarrett is pimpofkorea.
rss Cool



It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it...
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot of them are good but this one's special.
PimpofKorea wrote:
Damn...why'd she have to go and kill herself...I never got a chance to bash that.... Why can't the old guy down the street outside family mart smoking his thin-homo cigarrettes go and off himself?????


And, bring back the old avatar Pimp!
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew you were too dumb to be real, McGarret.

Thanks for outing yourself.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

R-Seoul wrote:
A lot of them are good but this one's special.
PimpofKorea wrote:
Damn...why'd she have to go and kill herself...I never got a chance to bash that.... Why can't the old guy down the street outside family mart smoking his thin-homo cigarrettes go and off himself?????


And, bring back the old avatar Pimp!


Hey, I smoke Esse Classic. Lots of Canadian guys in Korea smoke them, too. And we're all odder than a three dolluh bill.

His enemies are legion; his friends superflous. He's the master, the inspiration for a generation, the legendary Pimp of Korea.

By the way, Pimp ate a roast beef sandwich with my name on it that he brought back from Beantown. The thing was a week old or more.

Ain't that right, PoK?

Blynch and Pimp in a closed cage match. Large money on Pimp to wreck Blynch.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Roch.,..and that roast beef was damn sweet too. But I thought of you while I threw that bad larry down my gaping maw.

Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for.
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stevemcgarrett



Joined: 24 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone:

Quote:
It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it...


Half of the weenies on this board think I'm PimpofKorea. The other half think I'm Gopher. Either way, I'll take it as a compliment.

But I can't be POK; he can sh-it nails.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevemcgarrett wrote:
Anyone:

Quote:
It is noT (gimme a break) surprising that stevemcgarrett is PimpOfKorea. No doubt about it...


Half of the weenies on this board think I'm PimpofKorea. The other half think I'm Gopher. Either way, I'll take it as a compliment.

But I can't be POK; he can sh-it nails.


I can...but it tears up my hemorrhoids something fierce....

That's allright...at least no one is accusing you of being Blynch.....that my friend...would be a travesty.
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traxxe



Joined: 21 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for.


We had a homosexual man sign up one time for grappling classes. No one would grapple with him except for this one guy who had no idea he was gay. He was always paired up with him... the snickers when they went "north/south" were amazing. This went on for a few months until one day the man he paired off with found out he was gay.

We never saw him again after that. I guess he couldn't deal with it or something. Everyone was in tears busting a gut when he said, "Man, you always give me bruises on my ass when we roll."

As far as I know the gay dude is pretty accomplished now and has become a good grappler. I know he won his first two amature fights.

It is an unfair world. I'll roll with women but never a gay man.
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

traxxe wrote:
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Me and Blynch in a closed cage match....I know Blynch is licking his chops thinking about rolling around with me in a small closed space...sorry lynchy boy...that's what your Dad is for.


We had a homosexual man sign up one time for grappling classes. No one would grapple with him except for this one guy who had no idea he was gay. He was always paired up with him... the snickers when they went "north/south" were amazing. This went on for a few months until one day the man he paired off with found out he was gay.

We never saw him again after that. I guess he couldn't deal with it or something. Everyone was in tears busting a gut when he said, "Man, you always give me bruises on my ass when we roll."

As far as I know the gay dude is pretty accomplished now and has become a good grappler. I know he won his first two amature fights.

It is an unfair world. I'll roll with women but never a gay man.

Why? Scared you'll end up gay yourself Rolling Eyes
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traxxe



Joined: 21 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh, no. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. When fighting/grappling though you get erections from time to time. Etc. As much as I am open-minded I admit there is a double standard here. I've been to gay bars with gay friends (really cheap fucking drinks) and had no problem with it. I support gay marriage. I advocate individual choices and lifestyle.

I just am not comfortable with it. My choice.

To each their own choices.
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