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Funniest Movie Ever: Wicker Man?
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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:58 am    Post subject: Funniest Movie Ever: Wicker Man? Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

Do not watch if you are offended by Nicholas Cage being a d*ck to children, a bear punching a woman, or "NOOOOOOO NOT THE BEEEEEES!!! MY EYEEEEEEEES ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!"

Consider this my gift from me to you. Try not to wet yourself from laughing so hard.
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the best ham and cheese sandwich I've seen in a while. If I ever open a restaurant, I'm calling the croc monsieur "the Wicker Man."
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a remake? the original was pretty damn scary. If Nicolas Cage is in it, its going to be funny. Con Air nearly killed me.
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shifter2009



Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to say, going in, I was skeptical. But with no context, it is pretty damn amusing. I said to myself, "wow, there IS a bear punching some chick out. Cool."
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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That movie was god awful. The ending sucked worse than the rest of it.
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like Fantasy Island gone bad. Picture an island donimated by women who play with Nicholas Cage's head.

If you're in the mood for a weird movie. watch this one.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He hits a lot of fat white women. Given he's married a hot young Korean thing, I see this movie as something of an allegory about the mental landscape in which male ESL teachers inhabit. It all seems so easy for us, it's an island of delight, we rage against the fat white women we used to work so hard to get but rebuffed us, we're surrounded by all these cookie cutter children we loathe, our employers just really want anyone who can fit into the bear suit and dance around, but in the end the hot young Korean things don't really want us, they're duplicitous, and having to sit on subways watching them strut about in their miniskirts and kneesocks, well, we internally cry like Cage in a cage of bees... MY EYES MY EYES.
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
He hits a lot of fat white women. Given he's married a hot young Korean thing, I see this movie as something of an allegory about the mental landscape in which male ESL teachers inhabit. It all seems so easy for us, it's an island of delight, we rage against the fat white women we used to work so hard to get but rebuffed us, we're surrounded by all these cookie cutter children we loathe, our employers just really want anyone who can fit into the bear suit and dance around, but in the end the hot young Korean things don't really want us, they're duplicitous, and having to sit on subways watching them strut about in their miniskirts and kneesocks, well, we internally cry like Cage in a cage of bees... MY EYES MY EYES.


And K-gals wears masks (make-up) 'til they're about 30 and then you see their real faces. Urgh! Actually, the whole way young K gals rope in naive K guys is so deceptive too.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The original "Wicker Man" is an amzing movie and a cult classic, very scary and a favorite in film school.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/


I wouldn't watch this new one, even at gunpoint.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dev wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
He hits a lot of fat white women. Given he's married a hot young Korean thing, I see this movie as something of an allegory about the mental landscape in which male ESL teachers inhabit. It all seems so easy for us, it's an island of delight, we rage against the fat white women we used to work so hard to get but rebuffed us, we're surrounded by all these cookie cutter children we loathe, our employers just really want anyone who can fit into the bear suit and dance around, but in the end the hot young Korean things don't really want us, they're duplicitous, and having to sit on subways watching them strut about in their miniskirts and kneesocks, well, we internally cry like Cage in a cage of bees... MY EYES MY EYES.


And K-gals wears masks (make-up) 'til they're about 30 and then you see their real faces. Urgh! Actually, the whole way young K gals rope in naive K guys is so deceptive too.


Good good Smile
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
He hits a lot of fat white women.

Um... they're not just fat and white, but ultra-feminised and they cut off their husbands' tongues. heh...
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But it has a happy ending. Very Happy ... well, at least I was happy.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Octavius Hite wrote:
The original "Wicker Man" is an amzing movie and a cult classic, very scary and a favorite in film school.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/


I wouldn't watch this new one, even at gunpoint.


Scary? You scare easily.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drop mushrooms and get back to me.
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JongnoGuru



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found it fairly unnerving even without mind-altering substances. But then I love that sort of story and am able to totally get into it. Okay, maybe not 'scary' like The Exorcist was scary. That damn movie had an almost traumatic impact on my delicate young mind first time I saw it. But Wicker Man (the original) was certainly suspenseful and dreadful in its own way. The Exorcist made me fear the Devil and possession and evil spirits. The Wicker Man made me fear hippies and Irish Travellers and those silly nitwit Wiccans.
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