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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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 Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject: I am a 57-year old dude with a potbelly and purple hair..... |
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Kerouac in 2006
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| ...really? I think a better question to ask you is "do you like old school punk?" |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Why Korea? You strike me more as a Thailand kind of guy. |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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We need more information.
Do you have a degree? (like that matters in this country)
Are you alive?
Will you play bingo all day long?(both yes or no will suffice) |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Did I mention I was 370 pounds of hunka-hunka burnin' luv with a stomach that hangs over my pants like a jelly roll?
Sexy image, right?
And I have a t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small that says "Sh*t Happens"...
Do I qualify as an ESL teacher yet? |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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You are fat? That good. You fat shows you can provide for Korean beauties weel. Me give you Korean daughter right now.
Or something like that  |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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NO further replies until you post your pic in the, "How hawt are you?" thread. Gotta see the hair.  |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| It may be a good idea to stop hitting yourself with a hammer. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| It may be a good idea to stop hitting yourself with a hammer. |
Can't help it, I don't want to stop a good thing once it gets started.
It is kinda' like "a fad" these days to purposely hit yourself in the head with a conventional hammer.
Besides, it is just a phase I am going through in life right now. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| lastat06513 wrote: |
Did I mention I was 370 pounds of hunka-hunka burnin' luv with a stomach that hangs over my pants like a jelly roll?
Sexy image, right?
And I have a t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small that says "Sh*t Happens"...
Do I qualify as an ESL teacher yet? |
You're a homosexual - right?
There's no reason under the Sun why an able-minded person can not be an instructor of E.F.L. in the R.O.K.
Go for it! |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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How can I be homo if I am going goo-goo with a hammer over girls like this;
She revvs my motor
And I wouldn't mind working with her.....
Cute and fiesty....like the way I drink my coffee.....
the only word I can think of now is.........WHOA!!!!
Now are these enough credenials to qualify me to teach in Korea?
And do you REALLY want to see a picture of me?
Well.....here it is......
This is me on the Eurotrain, farting around as I go from Italy to Belguim....
I AM THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Travelous Maximus
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Nueva Anglia
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| lastat06513 wrote: |
How can I be homo if I am going goo-goo with a hammer over girls like this;
She revvs my motor
And I wouldn't mind working with her.....
Cute and fiesty....like the way I drink my coffee.....
the only word I can think of now is.........WHOA!!!!
Now are these enough credenials to qualify me to teach in Korea?
And do you REALLY want to see a picture of me?
Well.....here it is......
This is me on the Eurotrain, farting around as I go from Italy to Belguim....
I AM THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Asian girls aren't any hotter than any other girls in the same age bracket. |
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rhinocharge64
Joined: 20 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| You look, and sound like a complete wacko, so you will fit in here nicely. Don't worry you will have plenty of wackos to choose from. Korea definitely attracts them, and they are the majority, and not the minority!! |
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Grimalkin
Joined: 22 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Some of the foreigners here are a bit strange too though. |
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Hijynx
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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Do you also have a compunction to hit on your young girl students? If so, you'd fit in nicely with a former coworker I had.
If you're an "author" that also helps. |
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