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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: A friend's American VISA interview |
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I have a Chinese friend, living in the Philippines. She went to the American embassy for her visa interview. She said she went in drunk. This is her recollection of how it transpired:
Visa Processor: Your background, both educational and professional, are well, quite impressive. And you are, what, 23? Excellent! So tell me more about you, Ms. Chang (not her real last name).
Me: Well, I was an abused child, an over worked wage slave, a decade-old slasher, and an underrated lover. I may have missed writing those facts. And yes, I�m 23.
(a minute of silence)
Visa Processor: Wow. So, why are you coming to the States again?
Me: To have sex? Man, I�m not really sure�
(She's going to meet her bisexual ex-Korean BF.)
I'll let y'all know if her visa was approved. |
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rawiri

Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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It shouldn't be. Sounds like she should stay put and get some help. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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How do you go in drunk to a visa interview? I agree that she shouldnt get the visa. Total lack of respect shown to the process, the officer and by extension the country. Getting a visa is a privilidge, she hasnt earned hers. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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I'm suspecting part of her brain is trying to sabotage her own plans. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
I'm suspecting part of her brain is trying to sabotage her own plans. |
How does one become an ex-Korean anyway? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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jinju wrote: |
mindmetoo wrote: |
I'm suspecting part of her brain is trying to sabotage her own plans. |
How does one become an ex-Korean anyway? |
Ha. I guess I put that - the wrong place. Her ex BF who is Korean. |
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gsxr750r

Joined: 29 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Ha...
My Mongolian friend met some American guy, who told her she could come and visit. All she would have to do is waltz in, pick up /fill out her visa papers, and boom.... USA visa. I told her, "No way in hell."
(Her job was working as a waitress at Polly's Kettle).
She wanted to believe her boyfriend in the US, so she begged me to go along and help her. I went with her, and there was this loooong line of Koreans. Since I was American, we walked right in and were shuffled to this open window.
I spoke for her, mostly, and told the guy that I didn't think her getting a visa would be that easy, and could you please tell us basically what her chances would be if she went through the process. He asked her a few basic questions, like:
1. Where are you from?
A: Mongolia.
2. Why do you want to visit the USA?
A: To see my boyfriend.
3. What is your job?
A: I work in a bar.
*guy laughs*
He then says, "Well, let's put it this way. If you want to try for your visa, you'll have to pay me $100, set up an interview date, come interview, and then we'll say, "No" and keep the $100.
I'm glad the guy saved her the trouble.
She dumped the boyfriend. |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:41 am Post subject: |
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If we're allowing in bi-sexual Korean ne'er-do-wells, why not drunk Chinese sluts? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:38 am Post subject: |
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dogbert wrote: |
If we're allowing in bi-sexual Korean ne'er-do-wells, why not drunk Chinese sluts? |
THERE'S NO DAMN JUSTICE. |
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Guri Guy

Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Location: Bamboo Island
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: |
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How does one become an ex-Korean anyway? |
I would think perhaps challenging "sacred cows" like Dokdo or the comfort women issue would do the trick. |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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GSX,
Well at least they were brutally honest with her and she didn't waste her time hoping she'd get a visa.
If you are non-Korean and go to the US embassy here in Seoul, you are actually a lower priority then you would be in your home country. My understanding is that if you are Korean married to a foreigner the process takes around six to eight months. She'd would have been lucky to get it in a year to a year and a half if she even qualified. |
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