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xCustomx

Joined: 06 Jan 2006
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:03 am Post subject: Guy jerking off next to me on the bus tonight |
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I'm so pissed I had to put up with this ahjoshees crap tonight. I was coming home from Costco tonight and had my backpack and other bags filled up with food, so I sat down in the very front of the bus, which appeared to be the last seat available. Within 5 minutes I noticed the guy next to me reach into his pants and start jerking off. At first I thought he might be scratching his balls, but then he was going at it for at least a minute. I was muttering "Fu k k ing a $$ hole....변태...." and giving him dirty glances. Unfortunately I couldn't really move since I had all my food and there were people standing up in the aisle, so I couldn't move back. Three minutes later he reached back into his pants and was going at it again. Then he smelled his hand...WTF....At the same time, he seemed to have narcolepsy because he would suddenly drop his head on my shoulder, acting like he was sleeping. This was by far one of the weirdest and most disgusting experiences I've had in my two+ years here. |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:06 am Post subject: |
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EWWWWWWWWWW
That's disgusting!
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.... |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:10 am Post subject: |
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"Excuse me everyone, but I would like to point out that this guy is pulling his pud over here." (While pointing at him). "Can we stop the bus?"
Actually, I wouldn't do that. I am from Boston, where weird shit like that happens all the time. No big deal. |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:23 am Post subject: |
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caniff wrote: |
"Excuse me everyone, but I would like to point out that this guy is pulling his pud over here." (While pointing at him). "Can we stop the bus?"
Actually, I wouldn't do that. I am from Boston, where weird *beep* like that happens all the time. No big deal. |
I'm from NYC....It's still disgusting... |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: |
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Well, I guess the smelling his hand part... |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:29 am Post subject: |
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holy cow man the guy was sitting right up next to you??? I think I would've found a way to deal with the situation besides just muttering to myself.
Target vocabulary, folks: 자위하다. Maybe there's a better word, I don't know (if you do, share here!). |
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Ilsanman

Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:37 am Post subject: |
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Yes. The meaning is funny
자 = 自 it means 'self'
위 = 慰 it means 'comfort' |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:53 am Post subject: |
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What did you mean by saying yes?
Yeah jawi sounds kinda funny sort of like autoeroticism, right? But.. I don't know, maybe YBM's Korean-English dictionary is wrong or something. Know a more casual word?
Sorry to jack yer thread, xcustomx~ |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:59 am Post subject: |
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I would have jacked off with him...show them how we do it back home.....maybe give him a man-yogurt shake on his upper lip. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:05 am Post subject: |
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PimpofKorea wrote: |
I would have jacked off with him...show them how we do it back home.....maybe give him a man-yogurt shake on his upper lip. |
Would you have made him smell your hand afterwards? Because that would have been hot.
Sorry, I should state that I am against men fondling their junk next to me on a bus.
Last edited by caniff on Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:07 am; edited 1 time in total |
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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caniff wrote: |
PimpofKorea wrote: |
I would have jacked off with him...show them how we do it back home.....maybe give him a man-yogurt shake on his upper lip. |
Would you have made him smell your hand after? |
Caniff...come on brother...I would be doing him a disservice if I didn't....you know me better than that guy |
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CasperTheFriendlyGhost
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:14 am Post subject: |
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"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? " |
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wylies99

Joined: 13 May 2006 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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I once saw a drunk guy, who was with his family, stop outside Lottemart, whip it out, and pee on the sidewalk while he was FACING his family (wife and kids) and other people. Korean men are capable are being serious pigs. |
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Passions

Joined: 31 May 2006
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Why did you just sit there? You only aggravated the situation and probably encouraged him by remaining quiet. |
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J.B. Clamence

Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:18 am Post subject: |
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More vocab:
According to the "Making Out in Korean" book, "Jibe kaseo ddalddalina chyeo!" means "Go home and masturbate!" Apparently it's supposed to be some kind of insult to put someone in their place. Maybe you can use that next time. |
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