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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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 Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:38 am Post subject: Facts about Canada |
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Canadian inventions:
- Powered flight
- Baseball
- Jello
- 3 of the world's top 10 favorite donuts
- The cap gun
- World peace
Important Canadians:
- Thomas Jefferson
- The whole cast of Battlestar Galactica (old series and new series but not Galactica 80)
- Elton John
- 3/8ths of the Pointer Sisters
Canada leads the world in:
- Miraculous cancer and AIDS remissions
- Cops named Dave
- Canned soup donations during Christmas food drives
- Pen ownership (14,080 pens per capita)
Tallest/Biggest/etc.:
- 90 of the world's 100 tallest buildings
- Longest pedestrian overpass (running from the north shore of Lake Ontario to the north east shore of Lake Superior)
- Largest strategic stockpile of unfashionable shoes
Canada is the only nation in the world:
- to share joint custody of a primary color with another nation ("yellow" is jointly held in trust with France)
- to be not included in the CIA World Fact Book for reasons of style and taste
- to have no indigenous production of office supplies
Tell me what's so friggen great about your country! |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:58 am Post subject: |
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You should write Canadian Heritage Moments. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| If that's the best you can do, I'd say we definitely have superior trolls. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:23 am Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| If that's the best you can do, I'd say we definitely have superior trolls. |
Not quite. |
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shifter2009
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| I wonder how many of these Canada threads Dave's can handly simoultaniously without imploding. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| If that's the best you can do, I'd say we definitely have superior trolls. |
Not quite. |
I agree with RT. I'm not impressed. |
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ajuma
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:30 am Post subject: |
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| According to my students, Quebec is an American state!! |
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:32 am Post subject: |
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| yawn |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| mindmetoo wrote: |
| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| If that's the best you can do, I'd say we definitely have superior trolls. |
Not quite. |
I agree with RT. I'm not impressed. |
It's not a troll. It's just damn fun to write. |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:26 am Post subject: |
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The longest covered bridge in the world.
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
The longest covered bridge in the world.
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Are you related to Rich Little?
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Rapacious Mr. Batstove wrote: |
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Aye.
And it hasn't even been two weeks since the last American/ Canadian pissing contest... |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
The longest covered bridge in the world.
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Are you related to Rich Little?
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No, but my mom went out with him in high school. |
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| The OP is American (I could be wrong though). Why he decided to do this is beyond me though... Who cares? |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't really care either. |
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