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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: What would it take for you to....... Reply with quote

I was talking about this with my co-workers tonight; what would it take for you to boing a fat, ugly chick?

Money?
Fame?
Chicken McNuggets?
Desperation?
Beer?
Pot?
Dope?
A dare?
Getting hit continuously on the head with a hammer?


~~What?
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

genuine affection? haha, nah, just kidding. that'd be gay.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you mean fat and ugly? Or fat therefore ugly. It also depends what you mean by fat.

I would have definitly got intimate with Jessica Stevenson when she was in 'Spaced'. I don't think she is big anymore though and she is pretty(IMO).
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For a lot of guys it's age.
When a guy gets to 50, he's less particular about how a woman looks espercially if she's younger.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fat girls give the best head.....this is an indisputable law...just like 2 hydrogen atoms and an oxygen produce water. When you're down on your luck....they deliver the goods..plain and simple..just don't go downstairs on them...thats all
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The opportunity.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
fat girls give the best head.....this is an indisputable law...just like 2 hydrogen atoms and an oxygen produce water. When you're down on your luck....they deliver the goods..plain and simple..just don't go downstairs on them...thats all


Hey Pimp, do you know how 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom form a water molecule?
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blynch wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
fat girls give the best head.....this is an indisputable law...just like 2 hydrogen atoms and an oxygen produce water. When you're down on your luck....they deliver the goods..plain and simple..just don't go downstairs on them...thats all


Hey Pimp, do you know how 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom form a water molecule?


hey lynchie boy..here's a better question....... do I give a fukc?
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
blynch wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
fat girls give the best head.....this is an indisputable law...just like 2 hydrogen atoms and an oxygen produce water. When you're down on your luck....they deliver the goods..plain and simple..just don't go downstairs on them...thats all


Hey Pimp, do you know how 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom form a water molecule?


hey lynchie boy..here's a better question....... do I give a fukc?


Yes, you should...
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lynch....I may sound like a nut most of the time...if not all the time...but you are the genuine article....but hey I won't hold that against you...I'll still let you give me that BJ you've been dying to give me.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are cute, especially with your gayvatars.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
You guys are cute, especially with your gayvatars.


hahaha....because having a kitten is manly. So...when I get done with Blynch I'll meet up with you to sink my dikc down your gaping maw. And after I'm finished we can talk about poetry and music no one in the world listens to but you...what say you to this offer?
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
Qinella wrote:
You guys are cute, especially with your gayvatars.


hahaha....because having a kitten is manly.


dude are you really as retarded as you make yourself out to be? Do you think I forgot what my avatar is when I posted or do you just not understand irony?

Quote:
So...when I get done with Blynch I'll meet up with you to sink my dikc down your gaping maw. And after I'm finished we can talk about poetry and music no one in the world listens to but you...what say you to this offer?


Another fan/stalker weirdo idiot of mine on Dave's. Great.. Welcome to the club, pal.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
Qinella wrote:
You guys are cute, especially with your gayvatars.


hahaha....because having a kitten is manly.


dude are you really as retarded as you make yourself out to be? Do you think I forgot what my avatar is when I posted or do you just not understand irony?

Quote:
So...when I get done with Blynch I'll meet up with you to sink my dikc down your gaping maw. And after I'm finished we can talk about poetry and music no one in the world listens to but you...what say you to this offer?


Another fan/stalker weirdo idiot of mine on Dave's. Great.. Welcome to the club, pal.


sorry I didn't get your irony...I don't understand the language of gayhomofags.... sorry
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quinella's not gay. He's just a pussie.

You should know, Pimp of Cornholia.
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